Svenza SCOOP projekt

[Svenza]

ma ei saa aru mis yolpa postituses nii naljakat oli. Väike tatilutu on liiga palju "Sõpru" vaadanud ja üritab ka enda arust sarkastilisi nalju teha. Ise kindlasti kihistad naeru pihku ja arvad, et oled ilgelt humoorikas.
Ja oma ihhiihiii-ahhahhaa, lol nice wtf gg wp ty postid võite ka perse pista.

[Svenza]

Mr.River, sul on rahad saatmata. Kui täna õhtuks kantud pole, siis sinuga diili ei ole.

[bauss]

MrRiver ära peaks kukkuma, võtaks ise selle 1

[Svenza]

andsin riverile tunni. Kui ta ei reageeri, saad ära võtta

[camu]

Kuigi see on niiöelda Svenza teema, siis püüame siiski jääda normaalsete inimeste kombel käituma. "Mahlaste" postide vastu pole kellegil midagi, aga mõttetuid "+1" ja "LOL" poste ei tahaks küll näha. Hatemist ka mitte.

[Svenza]

Daamid ja härrased! Kinnitage turvarihmad. Let the SCOOP begin!
01-L $27 6-max läks käima

[Trapface]

ma ei tea miks keegi mode mu posti ära kustutas, aga lihtsalt teavitan sind, et täna ebaõnnestuvad kõik 3 SCOOP turnat sul. sorry :(

Mis see on?
Selgeltnägemine, "break a leg"-stiil või puhas kius?

[Svenza]

Esimese tunni käed

Käsi 1

Flopil tahtsin check-raiseda

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PokerStars - $25+$2|30/60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (CO): 8,969.00
Jokerpokerrr (BTN): 11,380.00
Svenza (SB): 5,403.00
PaulSnowDown (BB): 22,420.00
ekotr7770 (UTG): 10,436.00
denkar82 (MP): 9,817.00

Svenza posts SB 30.00, PaulSnowDown posts BB 60.00

Pre Flop: (90.00) Svenza has 6 5

ekotr7770 raises to 146.00, denkar82 calls 146.00, WarOCurrents calls 146.00, fold, Svenza calls 116.00, fold

Flop: (644.00, 4 players) 6 7 8
Svenza checks, ekotr7770 checks, denkar82 checks, WarOCurrents checks

Turn: (644.00, 4 players) 7
Svenza bets 644.00, fold, denkar82 calls 644.00, fold

River: (1932.00, 2 players) A
Svenza bets 966.00, denkar82 calls 966.00

Svenza shows 6 5 (Two Pair, Sevens and Sixes) (Pre 21%, Flop 52%, Turn 30%)
denkar82 shows T T (Two Pair, Tens and Sevens) (Pre 79%, Flop 48%, Turn 70%)
denkar82 wins 3,864.00

2 käsi

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PokerStars - $25+$2|25/50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (CO): 9,600.00
Plassyyy (BTN): 10,075.00
Svenza (SB): 9,725.00
PaulSnowDown (BB): 9,925.00
stergi82 (UTG): 11,575.00
denkar82 (MP): 9,100.00

Svenza posts SB 25.00, PaulSnowDown posts BB 50.00

Pre Flop: (75.00) Svenza has 6 A

fold, fold, fold, Plassyyy raises to 125.00, Svenza raises to 400.00, PaulSnowDown calls 350.00, Plassyyy calls 275.00

Flop: (1200.00, 3 players) J A 7
Svenza bets 750.00, PaulSnowDown raises to 1,600.00, Plassyyy calls 1,600.00, fold

Turn: (5150.00, 2 players) 2
PaulSnowDown checks, Plassyyy bets 2,650.00, PaulSnowDown calls 2,650.00

River: (10450.00, 2 players) 2
PaulSnowDown checks, Plassyyy bets 5,425.00 and is all-in, PaulSnowDown calls 5,275.00 and is all-in

Plassyyy shows A J (Two Pair, Aces and Jacks) (Pre 45%, Flop 18%, Turn 9%)
PaulSnowDown shows 7 7 (Full House, Sevens full of Twos) (Pre 55%, Flop 82%, Turn 91%)
PaulSnowDown wins 21,000.00

3 käsi

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PokerStars - $25+$2|25/50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (CO): 9,550.00
Jokerpokerrr (BTN): 10,125.00
Svenza (SB): 7,663.00
PaulSnowDown (BB): 20,975.00
ekotr7770 (UTG): 10,225.00
denkar82 (MP): 9,887.00

Svenza posts SB 25.00, PaulSnowDown posts BB 50.00

Pre Flop: (75.00) Svenza has 8 A

fold, fold, fold, fold, Svenza raises to 125.00, PaulSnowDown calls 75.00

Flop: (250.00, 2 players) A 9 2
Svenza bets 187.00, PaulSnowDown calls 187.00

Turn: (624.00, 2 players) K
Svenza bets 468.00, PaulSnowDown calls 468.00

River: (1560.00, 2 players) J
Svenza bets 780.00, PaulSnowDown calls 780.00

Svenza shows 8 A (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 30%, Flop 2%, Turn 3%)
PaulSnowDown shows A 9 (Two Pair, Aces and Nines) (Pre 70%, Flop 98%, Turn 97%)
PaulSnowDown wins 3,120.00

4 käsi

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PokerStars - $25+$2|30/60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (SB): 8,999.00
Jokerpokerrr (BB): 10,365.00
Svenza (UTG): 6,388.00
PaulSnowDown (MP): 22,420.00
ekotr7770 (CO): 10,436.00
denkar82 (BTN): 9,817.00

WarOCurrents posts SB 30.00, Jokerpokerrr posts BB 60.00

Pre Flop: (90.00) Svenza has 6 6

Svenza raises to 150.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, Jokerpokerrr calls 90.00

Flop: (330.00, 2 players) 5 3 2
Jokerpokerrr checks, Svenza bets 247.00, Jokerpokerrr calls 247.00

Turn: (824.00, 2 players) 3
Jokerpokerrr checks, Svenza bets 618.00, Jokerpokerrr calls 618.00

River: (2060.00, 2 players) Q
Jokerpokerrr checks, Svenza checks

Jokerpokerrr shows T K (Flush, King High) (Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 32%)
Svenza mucks 6 6 (Two Pair, Sixes and Threes) (Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 68%)
Jokerpokerrr wins 2,060.00

5 käsi

Flopist oleks pidand kohe maha panema. Türahiinlased ju ei foldi oma rääbis ässasid siin. Turnist hakkas juba meeldima isegi

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PokerStars - $25+$2|50/100 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (SB): 8,101.00
Jokerpokerrr (BB): 4,647.00
Svenza (UTG): 9,516.00
PaulSnowDown (MP): 22,700.00
ekotr7770 (CO): 16,967.00
Hetflush (BTN): 16,494.00

WarOCurrents posts ante 10.00, Jokerpokerrr posts ante 10.00, Svenza posts ante 10.00, PaulSnowDown posts ante 10.00, ekotr7770 posts ante 10.00, Hetflush posts ante 10.00, WarOCurrents posts SB 50.00, Jokerpokerrr posts BB 100.00

Pre Flop: (210.00) Svenza has K K

Svenza raises to 300.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, Jokerpokerrr calls 200.00

Flop: (710.00, 2 players) A 4 Q
Jokerpokerrr checks, Svenza bets 355.00, Jokerpokerrr raises to 1,136.00, Svenza calls 781.00

Turn: (2982.00, 2 players) A
Jokerpokerrr checks, Svenza checks

River: (2982.00, 2 players) J
Jokerpokerrr bets 2,236.00, Svenza calls 2,236.00

Jokerpokerrr shows A 8 (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 28%, Flop 86%, Turn 95%)
Svenza mucks K K (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (Pre 72%, Flop 14%, Turn 5%)
Jokerpokerrr wins 7,454.00

6 käsi
Suckout

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PokerStars - $25+$2|40/80 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (BTN): 8,311.00
Jokerpokerrr (SB): 10,824.00
Svenza (BB): 4,513.00
PaulSnowDown (UTG): 23,460.00
ekotr7770 (MP): 11,400.00
denkar82 (CO): 9,917.00

Jokerpokerrr posts SB 40.00, Svenza posts BB 80.00

Pre Flop: (120.00) Svenza has 7 7

fold, fold, denkar82 raises to 320.00, fold, fold, Svenza calls 240.00

Flop: (680.00, 2 players) 3 4 6
Svenza checks, denkar82 bets 720.00, Svenza raises to 4,193.00 and is all-in, denkar82 calls 3,473.00

Turn: (9066.00, 2 players) K

River: (9066.00, 2 players) 7

Svenza shows 7 7 (Three of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 19%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
denkar82 shows 9 9 (One Pair, Nines) (Pre 81%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
Svenza wins 9,066.00

[Svenza]

Player out 16013 koht

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PokerStars - $25+$2|50/100 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

WarOCurrents (BB): 8,421.00
Jokerpokerrr (UTG): 9,739.00
Svenza (MP): 5,644.00
PaulSnowDown (CO): 22,040.00
ekotr7770 (BTN): 16,277.00
Hetflush (SB): 16,304.00

WarOCurrents posts ante 10.00, Jokerpokerrr posts ante 10.00, Svenza posts ante 10.00, PaulSnowDown posts ante 10.00, ekotr7770 posts ante 10.00, Hetflush posts ante 10.00, Hetflush posts SB 50.00, WarOCurrents posts BB 100.00

Pre Flop: (210.00) Svenza has A J

fold, Svenza raises to 250.00, fold, fold, fold, WarOCurrents calls 150.00

Flop: (610.00, 2 players) 3 6 4
WarOCurrents checks, Svenza bets 457.00, WarOCurrents raises to 1,219.00, Svenza raises to 5,384.00 and is all-in, WarOCurrents calls 4,165.00

Turn: (11378.00, 2 players) 4

River: (11378.00, 2 players) 5

WarOCurrents shows 6 6 (Full House, Sixes full of Fours) (Pre 52%, Flop 74%, Turn 100%)
Svenza shows A J (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 48%, Flop 26%, Turn 0%)
WarOCurrents wins 11,378.00

[pokkerisheriff]

ütlesin ju, et perse läheb. event 2 mõlemad turnad lõpevad ka samamoodi sul. eriti mõttetu minu arust veel hommikul rattaga sõitmas käia ja päeval värskendavat uinakut teha ainult selleks, et feilida täiega.

[Svenza]

Nii, pokkeripasteet!
Sa oled mulle € 20 sees, kahe trollimispostituse eest. Või palun modedel su postituse kustutada ja ühtlasi nädal aega banni sinusugusele idikale!

[pastilaa]

sheriff ei väsi üllatamast

[Potsataja]

Coca, kui ma peaksin üle 10K hittima, siis ma luban, et situn su Dell Vostro vahele ja löön läpaka kaane nii kõvasti kinni, et su mersu on üleni pasaga koos. Siis kusen kõrge kaarega su veljed täis ja saame rahulikult pesulasse minna või uusi velgi ostma :D :D :D

Niikaua kui see postitus eksisteerib on kõik järgnevad postitused ebaolulised. Selles teemas tuleb kas kõik läbi "lasta" või kustuda kõik teemaga otseselt mitte seonduvad postitused, sealhulgas ka teemaalgataja omad.

[Svenza]

MrRiver maksis ka oma osaku eest ära. Nii et sellega on vsjoo.

Ja sheriff - pipart sulle keele peale, oda kõrva ja hapet ***** peale!

[pokkerisheriff]

irf, ma tegin nalja ju. must huumor. ei oleks oodanud, et sul nii vilets naljasoon on, aga watever. eks teen mental note'i endale lihtsalt edaspidiseks, et sa kuulud nende hulka, kes ei saa vähe teravamast huumorist aru ja väldin sinu puhul seda.

edu õhtustel turnadel ja soovitus tulevikuks - ära ole selline müürililleke. teed ise endale elu raskeks kui ei oska enda üle naerda.

[Svenza]

Ma tegin ka nalja ainult. Tegelt tahtsin ainult äädikat sulle silma visata.

Sunday Millile teen late buyini. Esimesed levelid panevad muidu mõttetult palju chippe nahka,

[udikaz]

Ma tegin ka nalja ainult. Tegelt tahtsin ainult äädikat sulle silma visata.

Sunday Millile teen late buyini. Esimesed levelid panevad muidu mõttetult palju chippe nahka,

nah pigem rega kohe ja jää plaani juurde et mängid ainult QQ+ alguses. blindid ei söö iseenesest sittagi ju.

[Svenza]

peale breaki regan kohe

[reggie]

irf, ma tegin nalja ju. must huumor.

Halva soovimine/manamine pokkeris on erakordselt mittesobilik ja ebaviisakas.

[ristijeesus]

Aga mis oleks "nael kummi" tüüpi väljend pokkeris?