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[Pahvak]

Enamasti mingid 60bb vennad on suht kehvad, sest enam-vähem regularid ostavad ikka 100bb sisse

[bounce]

ei meeldi hädaldada üldiselt, aga kuu aega breakeven god damn nl10-es joosta ajab vanduma vaikselt juba.

[TaaviK]

Viisin oma 25k eest ostetud läpaka parandusse. Öeldi, et kaks nädalat läheb. Kuna plaanisin see kuu just volüümi tõsta, siis nukker on just see, et odavam oleks sama raha eest uus läpakas osta, kui jätta kaks nädalat mängimata. Vaatamata sellele võtan ikkagi puhkuse pokkerist ja loen ehk mõne non-poker raamatu läbi.

[leits]

+150 pealt -280 pele on ka omamoodi tore

[Svenza]

Mismõttes nagu??? 33$ turkal callivad A8 ja 36 !!! Ja mõlemad pederastid hitivad üksteise võidu. SIck pask

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 33 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 (t3000)
MP2 (t4380)
MP3 (t2135)
CO (t2635)
Button (t8000)
SB (t725)
BB (t2870)
UTG (t5693)
Absurd (UTG+1) (t2850)

Absurd's M: 19.00

Preflop: Absurd is UTG+1 with Q, Q
1 fold, Absurd bets t300, 4 folds, Button calls t300, 1 fold, BB raises to t2870 (All-In), Absurd calls t2550 (All-In), Button calls t2570

Flop: (t8640) 10, 3, 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t8640) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t8640) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t8640

Results:
Button had A, 8 (two pair, Aces and eights).
BB had 6, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
Absurd had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and threes).
Outcome: BB won t8640

[Karikakar]

Kas see on mingi starsi bug, et igakord on KK saades A kohe floppis ??? ???

[alaska]

Kas see on mingi starsi bug, et igakord on KK saades A kohe floppis ??? ???

Põhimõtteliselt on küll, aga see oleneb paljudest asjadest. Kas sa oled just cashoudi teinud, kas sa mängid üle oma bankrolli, kas sa oled parajasti tiltis jne. Kui sa lähed NL2 naljapärast mängima, siis ei ole seal kunagi A vastas.

[Karikakar]

Põhimõtteliselt on küll, aga see oleneb paljudest asjadest. Kas sa oled just cashoudi teinud, kas sa mängid üle oma bankrolli, kas sa oled parajasti tiltis jne. Kui sa lähed NL2 naljapärast mängima, siis ei ole seal kunagi A vastas.

Tilti viib mind just see, et see neetud kaardipakk on ässasi täis

[kollane]

julm ikka 4 päev järjest miinust, nii julmalt ei mäletagi , et surakasse oleks saanud.koguaeg mingil dongil teh nuts mu vastu
reaalselt lõhub minseti ikka,
varsti busto

mõni näide tänasest

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($25.90)
BTN El_mancho013 ($22.15)
SB mystique12 ($18.95)
BB jangan007 ($13.35)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 4 players) Hero is CO A A
Hero raises to $0.50, 1 fold, mystique12 calls $0.40, jangan007 calls $0.25

Flop: 4 3 T ($1.50, 3 players)
mystique12 checks, jangan007 checks, Hero bets $1, mystique12 calls $1, jangan007 folds

Turn: 4 ($3.50, 2 players)
mystique12 checks, Hero bets $2.50, mystique12 raises to $6.25, Hero goes all-in $24.40, mystique12 goes all-in $11.20

River: 2 ($45.35, 2 players)

Final Pot: $38.40
Hero shows: A A
mystique12 shows: 5 A

Hero wins $6.95 ( lost -$18.95 )
mystique12 wins $36.50 ( won +$17.55 )
jangan007 lost -$0.50

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG redondo10 ($18.40)
UTG+1 capone1719 ($14.50)
MP Dad2810 ($14.95)
CO stock road ($24.30)
BTN neil7908 ($25.00)
SB Hero ($38.15)
BB Facemann007 ($17.65)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 7 players) Hero is SB A K
redondo10 calls $0.25, capone1719 calls $0.25, Dad2810 raises to $0.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, redondo10 folds, capone1719 folds, Dad2810 calls $2.75

Flop: 8 8 T ($7.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $5.75, Dad2810 goes all-in $11.45, Hero calls $5.70

Turn: T ($30.65, 2 players)

River: Q ($30.65, 2 players)

Final Pot: $30.65
stock road shows: A K
Hero shows: A K
Dad2810 shows: Q A

Dad2810 wins $29.15 ( won +$14.20 )
Hero lost -$14.95
redondo10 lost -$0.25
capone1719 lost -$0.25

[hotcocacola]

kuule kollane, mis kuradi jama sa esimeses käes korraldad ?
preflop 0,50 peale @NL25s ????? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
flopil 1$ LLLLLLLLLLLMAO ;D

[kollane]

kuule kollane, mis kuradi jama sa esimeses käes korraldad ?
preflop 0,50 peale @NL25s ????? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
flopil 1$ LLLLLLLLLLLMAO ;D

tableninja ei töödanud,kuna just alustasin. seepärast selline kahtlane bet

[taavi]

NL25 on vahva

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($25)
SB ($25)
BB ($25)
UTG ($20)
UTG+1 ($29.15)
MP1 ($66.85)
MP2 ($22.60)
CO ($31.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
4 folds, CO bets $0.75, Hero raises $3.50, 2 folds, CO raises $8.25, Hero raises $21.50 (All-In), CO calls $16

Flop: ($50.35) 2, 2, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($50.35) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($50.35) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $50.35

Results:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and twos).
CO had Q, Q (full house, Queens over twos).
Outcome: CO won $47.85


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($27.45)
BB ($34.50)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($27.75)
MP1 ($14.60)
Hero (MP2) ($28.65)
CO ($44.65)
Button ($21.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, A
UTG bets $1, 2 folds, Hero raises $2, 4 folds, UTG raises $7, Hero raises $26.65 (All-In), UTG calls $17 (All-In)

Flop: ($50.35) 2, K, 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($50.35) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($50.35) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $50.35

Results:
UTG had K, K (full house, Kings over twos).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG won $47.85



No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($36.40)
SB ($25.75)
BB ($43.95)
UTG ($25)
MP1 ($25)
Hero (MP2) ($25)
CO ($26.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 4, 4
2 folds, Hero bets $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 9, 4, 2 (2 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero raises $3, SB raises $4.75, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($14.25) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $18.75 (All-In), Hero calls $18 (All-In)

River: ($50.25) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $50.25

Results:
SB had 9, 9 (three of a kind, nines).
Hero had 4, 4 (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: SB won $48.55

[vapsik]

Faaak, mitmendat päeva järjest tiltis turnade pärast, kas siis teen ise mõne lolluse >:( või siis mõni vastane kobistab ära :(

[Karikakar]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($2)
Hero (SB) ($3.12)
BB ($2)
UTG ($1.54)
MP ($5.58)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
2 folds, Button bets $0.08, Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, Button calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.42) 10, 10, K (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($0.42) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

River: ($0.82) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.80, Hero raises to $2.72 (All-In), Button calls $0.80 (All-In)

Total pot: $4.02 | Rake: $0.20

Mõtlesin, et teen omast arust julma träppi.. sittagi

PS. Ei tea miks see converter failis, aga tal oli 10 10 igatahes.

[Rage]

quads oli vastas?

[Karikakar]

quads oli vastas?

Just nii

[Svenza]

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 16 Tournament, 100/200 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 (t3000)
MP2 (t1935)
Hero (MP3) (t1995)
CO (t1900)
Button (t3500)
SB (t4945)
BB (t5435)
UTG (t2265)
UTG+1 (t2025)

Hero's M: 6.65

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, J
4 folds, Hero bets t600, 2 folds, SB calls t500, 1 fold

Flop: (t1400) J, A, K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t400, SB calls t400

Turn: (t2200) Q (2 players)
SB bets t1000, Hero calls t995 (All-In)

River: (t4190) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t4190

Results:
SB had K, Q (full house, Queens over Kings).
Hero had J, J (full house, Jacks over Queens).
Outcome: SB won t4190

[kivisaba]

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oi blääääääd mis tilt rsk
pokker ei suuda elu seeeeeeeees mind niiimodi tilti ajada rsk


aga rsk mis see viimased 15 minutit toimus rsk lilleküla staadionil no plät krdi abriogeenist kohtunik faking ahv traaaaaaaaaaaa **** sihuke ainuke asi mis õieti pani oli see viimane kollane mis pani divingu eest
krdi **** ei julgenud raudselt mängul edasi minna selle pärast panin ainult 2 minutit otsa faking türatu ahv **** rsk

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[K2snakas]

TRA ONGI VAHETUSED OLID MINGI 10 MINTI VÄHEMALT ***** KUI RIGGED MINGID LOTOVENNAD ***** TRA TRA TRA *****

offical m2ngus on vict, et iga vahetuse eest lisatakse 30seci, aga vb s6pruskohtumistel teistmoodi!

[Tohman]

Tra tõesti, turnal calliti mu QQ shovet PF A5o-ga!!! Mõista-mõista, mis oli flopis!???