***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[Rage]

ffs = for fuck sake

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $2.10
BTN: $10.67
SB: $8.12
BB: $9.95
UTG: $4.32
UTG+1: $4.85
Hero (UTG+2): $11.90
MP1: $10.19
MP2: $1.70
MP3: $7.83

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is UTG+2 with K A
UTG calls $0.10, UTG+1 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.60, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.60, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50, UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.15) 5 4 K (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.00, MP3 folds, BB folds, UTG raises to $3.72, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $1.72

Turn: ($10.59) 4 (2 players)

River: ($10.59) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $10.59
UTG shows 3 6
UTG wins $10.07
(Rake: $0.52)

[Aristotep]

Mõnusat 2 kätt järjest, mille peale lendasid kõik lauad koheselt kinni... Tra, kuidas soft võib ikka näkku panna.

$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
10 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG+1 neo0I0 ($30.18)
UTG+2 alesk14 ($8.80)
MP1 k0d3e4r ($13.11)
MP2 Lisa_K38 ($2.15)
MP3 clemsud ($10.49)
CO ravnik81 ($2.69)
BTN Quocustodiat ($9.68)
SB hou hou ($10.42)
BB Hero ($8.98)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 10 players) Hero is BB 8 7
4 folds, clemsud calls $0.10, 3 folds hou hou calls $0.05, Hero checks

Flop: 5 6 K ($0.30, 3 players)
hou hou bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, clemsud calls $0.20

Turn: 9 ($0.90, 3 players)
hou hou bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90, clemsud calls $0.90

River: 9 ($3.60, 3 players)
hou hou bets $3.60, Hero raises to $7.78, clemsud folds, hou hou calls $4.18

Final Pot: $19.16
hou hou shows: K 9
Hero shows: 8 7

hou hou wins $18.21 ( won +$9.23 )
clemsud lost -$1.20
Hero lost -$8.98

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$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
10 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG+1 bosti21 ($13.86)
UTG+2 pendula ($10.24)
MP1 betlucky33 ($3.17)
MP2 DanLGN123 ($3.00)
MP3 Karupoja ($10.32)
CO k0d3e4r ($11.44)
BTN winlands ($1.59)
SB LanceArm. ($5.37)
BB Teva 987 ($2.64)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 10 players) Hero is A 2
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, LanceArm. calls $0.30, 1 fold

Flop: 6 9 7 ($0.80, 2 players)
LanceArm. checks, Hero bets $0.60, LanceArm. calls $0.60

Turn: Q ($2, 2 players)
LanceArm. checks, Hero bets $1.50, LanceArm. calls $1.50

River: J ($5, 2 players)
LanceArm. checks, Hero bets $2.50, LanceArm. raises to $2.92, Hero calls $0.42

Final Pot: $10.84
Hero shows: A 2
LanceArm. shows: K T

LanceArm. wins $10.30 ( won +$4.93 )
Hero lost -$5.37

[Rage]

standard

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $7.83
CO: $2.01
BTN: $14.60
SB: $12.14
BB: $7.35
UTG: $9.09
UTG+1: $13.65
Hero (MP1): $10.21

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP1 with 2 2
2 folds, Hero calls $0.10, MP2 raises to $0.40, 3 folds, BB calls $0.30, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.25) Q 2 K (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.62, BB folds, Hero raises to $1.24, MP2 calls $0.62

Turn: ($3.73) T (2 players)
Hero bets $2.20, MP2 raises to $4.40, Hero raises to $8.57, MP2 calls $1.79 all in

River: ($16.11) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $16.11
MP2 shows Q Q
Hero shows 2 2
MP2 wins $15.31
Hero wins $2.38
(Rake: $-1.58)

[Rage]

***** küll.. istun lauas kus kolmel mehel VPIP 50+ ühel koguni 89%

no ei saa neilt raha kätte.. pigem olen ise neile andnud... fcking kohutav.. siis tuleb kätte KK.. mõlemad callivad pf raise mingi sitaga ja arvake muidugi mis lauda tuleb..

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $10.35
UTG+1: $6.72
MP1: $12.17
MP2: $16.51
CO: $10.19
BTN: $4.62
Hero (SB): $10.38
BB: $12.86

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.10, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.40, MP2 calls $0.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.70) A J A (3 players)
Hero bets $0.90, UTG+1 calls $0.90, MP2 calls $0.90

Turn: ($4.40) 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $1.00, MP2 calls $1, Hero folds

River: ($6.40) 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks

Final Pot: $6.40
UTG+1 shows A 9
UTG+1 wins $6.08
(Rake: $0.32)

teisel ahvil oli krdi J7o

[vsiu100]

kui teha lives 4 rebuyd+add onn(440bi ja 200rebuy) ja jääda täpselt raha bubbleks peale 7h mängu, siis pole mugav olla.

[Tuul]

Ostsin täna suure riiuli-kapi, mida sain 1.5h kokku kruvida,
kui lõpetasin, avastasin, et olin ühe tähtsa jupi valetpidi pannud ja nüüd on keset ühte riiulilauda kaks auku, suht kole, aga muutmiseks peaksin kogu kapi lahti võtma ja nagunii kruvisin juba sama riiulilaua teisele poolele jõuga kruvidega kaks auku sisse
bad beat

[alaska]

standard ;D

[Davy]

Ostsin täna suure riiuli-kapi, mida sain 1.5h kokku kruvida,
kui lõpetasin, avastasin, et olin ühe tähtsa jupi valetpidi pannud ja nüüd on keset ühte riiulilauda kaks auku, suht kole, aga muutmiseks peaksin kogu kapi lahti võtma ja nagunii kruvisin juba sama riiulilaua teisele poolele jõuga kruvidega kaks auku sisse
bad beat

A man in the garage, a Chef in the kitchen, a prostitute in the bedroom.

Ma loodan , et teised 2 ikka käivad sinu kohta !

[bounce]

haha idioot, panid ees olles raha sisse, said nüüd.

QFT

[tdx]

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed)
CO ($181.15)
Button ($106.50)
Hero (SB) ($101.60)
BB ($108.50)
UTG ($152.35)
MP ($179.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11.50, BB calls $10.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($26.50) A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BB calls $15

Turn: ($56.50) 3[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $33, Hero raises to $75.10 (All-In), BB calls $42.10

River: ($206.70) 7[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $206.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, fours).
BB had A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $203.70

Keegi foldiks kuskil? Villain on 18/15 ja solid.

[ment52]

lol never

[antnx]

Ma paneks vast flopis 18-20 ja läheks siis peale seda bustoks.

[ESTPatrick]

idiot foldib ainult

[variatsioon]

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed)
CO ($181.15)
Button ($106.50)
Hero (SB) ($101.60)
BB ($108.50)
UTG ($152.35)
MP ($179.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11.50, BB calls $10.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($26.50) A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BB calls $15

Turn: ($56.50) 3[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $33, Hero raises to $75.10 (All-In), BB calls $42.10

River: ($206.70) 7[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $206.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, fours).
BB had A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $203.70

Keegi foldiks kuskil? Villain on 18\15 ja solid.

flopis open foldiks obv

[RudiTurbo]

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed)
CO ($181.15)
Button ($106.50)
Hero (SB) ($101.60)
BB ($108.50)
UTG ($152.35)
MP ($179.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11.50, BB calls $10.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($26.50) A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BB calls $15

Turn: ($56.50) 3[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $33, Hero raises to $75.10 (All-In), BB calls $42.10

River: ($206.70) 7[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $206.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 4[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, fours).
BB had A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $203.70

Keegi foldiks kuskil? Villain on 18\15 ja solid.

Krt, esimese pilguga vaatasin, et flop oli AAK ;D
Mõtlesin juba, et mingi fish tuli kätt postitama, et kuda küll boardile nelja ei ilmunud ;D

[BuildUp]

GREAT, FUCKING GREAT

See aasta profit -160$ 6k käega.

Tänane sess -80$.

2kätt järjestikku ühes lauas:

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($19.67)
UTG+1 ($49.34)
MP1 ($18.50)
MP2 ($21.11)
MP3 ($17.20)
Hero (CO) ($20)
Button ($8.08)
SB ($41.03)
BB ($37.18)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img]
UTG+1 raises $0.60, 3 folds, Hero raises $2.50, 4 folds, UTG+1 raises $48.74 (All-In), Hero calls $17.50 (All-In)

Flop: ($40.30) K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img], J[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($40.30) A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($40.30) 10[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $40.30

Results:
UTG+1 had J[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], J[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif[/img] (flush, Ace high).
Hero had A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $68.14


ja


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (10 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+2 ($19.67)
MP1 ($49.34)
MP2 ($18.50)
MP3 ($21.11)
CO ($18)
Hero (Button) ($20.26)
SB ($8.08)
BB ($21.27)
UTG ($37.38)
UTG+1 ($28.37)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img]
5 folds, CO raises $0.80, Hero raises $3.50, 1 fold, BB raises $21.17 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $16.76 (All-In)

Flop: ($41.52) Q[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], 3[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img], 9[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($41.52) A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($41.52) 6[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $41.52

Results:
Hero had K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img] (one pair, Kings).
BB had A[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif[/img], K[img width=15 height=14]http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif[/img] (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $41.03

[ranka]

KUIDAS ON SELLINE ASI VÕIMALIK, ET MA PÄEVAS 3 X MTT-DE BUBBLES HÄVIN QQ VS AA!!! TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, KUI RIGGED ON MTT-D.

MÄLETAN OMA VIIMAST SUURE TURNIIRI FINAAL LAUDA - SIIS OLI KA MINUTEADA QQ VS AA VÕI ÕIGEMINI ENNE FINAAL LAUDA, KUS OLEKSIN SAANUD HEA STACKIFKLDSFÖ'DSF' 9+F
DS90+5Õ45RÖWER
´DSFÖDSF
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FUCKING MUTLI TABLES TÜNNITÄIEDSJFDSF
DSÕ F'D
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F
T
45
65
7

OK HAKKAS BETTER :d

[variatsioon]

KUIDAS ON SELLINE ASI VÕIMALIK, ET MA PÄEVAS 3 X MTT-DE BUBBLES HÄVIN QQ VS AA!!! TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, KUI RIGGED ON MTT-D.

MÄLETAN OMA VIIMAST SUURE TURNIIRI FINAAL LAUDA - SIIS OLI KA MINUTEADA QQ VS AA VÕI ÕIGEMINI ENNE FINAAL LAUDA, KUS OLEKSIN SAANUD HEA STACKIFKLDSFÖ'DSF' 9+F
DS90+5Õ45RÖWER
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FUCKING MUTLI TABLES TÜNNITÄIEDSJFDSF
DSÕ F'D
D
F
T
45
65
7

OK HAKKAS BETTER :d

loobu MTT-st

[lenC]

Ranka minule kunagi ammu: "MTT-d on homodele"

[ranka]

Ranka minule kunagi ammu: "MTT-d on homodele"

No tahan ka homoks saada aga ei näed ei sAA.