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[nikitheone]

foldisin str8 flushi turnis minbeti peale...

MISCLICK DWPADÜ;AWÜD;AWDA;WD

[kivisaba]

madhouse ftw!! järgmine laup rokkima sinna, julm koht ;D

võta muki kh kaasa ?

[vennike]

võta muki kh kaasa ?

ei võta, ta ei oska juua.

[Svenza]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 0 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds 20 Ante (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG (t620)
MP (t310)
Hero (Button) (t370)
SB (t918)
BB (t782)

Hero's M: 1.48

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
2 folds, Hero bets t350 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls t250

Flop: (t850) 5, 5, 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t850) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t850) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t850

Results:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and fives).
BB had A, 3 (two pair, Aces and fives).
Outcome: BB won t850


Akron_John says : Always comes on Poker stars



Nõ tra, millest me räägime
ajuvaba bullshit. Ja nii ongi juba terve kuu järjest. MInge pputsi

[Aristotep]

Ma mängin nii halvasti, et mul hakkab paha.

[vennike]

no tra kuidas on võimalik, et ei biidi enam lihtsalt NL25 ??? LIHTSALT EI BIIDI.. **** kui tilti see pask ajab mind... kuu aega 90k kätt ja fking 150$ no mida *****, tahaks mõne neegri peal välja ennast elada...

[Madis_89]

Lihtsalt kõik unibeti donkid võivad v*ttu käia.
Pole rohkem midagi öelda.

[hotcocacola]

normaalset teksti laotakse :D

[K2snakas]

Lihtsalt kõik unibeti donkid võivad v*ttu käia.
Pole rohkem midagi öelda.

ma m2ngin kyll triobetis, aga pmts sama v6rk! Eks ma k2in siis kui naine koju tuleb:)
pead v2he seni kannatama! Peace!

[BuildUp]

tahaks mõne neegri peal välja ennast elada...

wat?

[Pahvak]

wat?

[spoiler]

[mislinn]

Kaotasin just 7BI, jeeee. pole kunagi nii tiltis olnud, ükski AA, KK ei pidanud ja Ak vs AQ olukordadest ma ei hakka parem seletama

[Lutzky]

kena kuu lõpp...

[kardaanirist]

täiesti prses kuidas vennad hitivad.

AK käes ja lähen allini QQ vastu. flop KJJ ja turn Q.

AK käes ja näeme flopi kahekesi. flop 8 Q 7.. turn mingi blank ja lähen AI(turna finaallaud) ja callib mingi A10ga ära ja riveris ikka flush ju. chipe jääb vähe.. pean 93 AI minema. flop QQ9.. mingi vend blufib teise potist ära ja otsa vaatab A4. turn A, river 4.


selline pask ajab si*a nii keema.

närvi ajab just see, et flopis/turnis oled alati ees ja viimas(t)e kaartidega tõmmatakse ära. langeks siis juba varasemalt turniirilt välja. aga ei, vaja ikka finaallauas bad beat saada.

[Allanaator13]

safneoanfadogbaboasnboanigd Ükski AA ei püsi, AK ei hiti floppi, QQ'ga A või K flopis ja mida veel:S

[bauss]

4tlhwobgwögwärngjw tra miks nahhui mingeid setuppe peab alati tulema, 3h mängind 2r1a turnat starsis ja kõige loosem **** shoveb BB-st ja obv call AKga ja ikka sitarattale AA jagatud.
tra küll mis fakin BS see on, miks ma puudn neid faking turniire üldse, käigu perse stars >:(

[kivisaba]

100 45 MAN SNGD JA BRAKE EVEN MINGE PERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mislinn]

bustolandi, sõidan maa, kiirrongigaaaa, tralllalaaaaa

[Svenza]

Trahiinlane. Võttis timebanki, slowrollis ja kukkus mölisema: Ouch. FOR YOU. Täisdebiilik nahui. Kujutan ette kui floppi nägi, sittus täis ennast. Tra ainuke jama ongi, et mast ei tulnud ära. Minu vastu oleks sekundiga kokku tõmmatud.

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PokerStars Game #36078542057: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/12/01 3:11:27 EET [2009/11/30 20:11:27 ET]
Table 'Bistro' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: ApErO818 ($8.85 in chips)
Seat 2: simonviborg ($14.70 in chips)
Seat 3: huhuifang ($4.90 in chips)
Seat 4: fermarval ($31.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Svenza ($35.80 in chips)
Seat 6: jackasspade ($9.65 in chips)
Seat 7: Sheison ($29.40 in chips)
Seat 8: doctor gabo ($4.75 in chips)
Seat 9: xiaochen ($5 in chips)
doctor gabo: posts small blind $0.10
xiaochen: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Svenza [As Ah]
ApErO818: folds
simonviborg: folds
huhuifang: folds
fermarval: folds
Svenza: raises $0.50 to $0.75
jackasspade: raises $1.25 to $2
Sheison: folds
doctor gabo: folds
xiaochen: folds
Svenza: raises $8.50 to $10.50
jackasspade said, "OUCH"
jackasspade said, "FOR YOU"
jackasspade: calls $7.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.85) returned to Svenza
*** FLOP *** [9s Js 5s]
*** TURN *** [9s Js 5s] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [9s Js 5s 7h] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Svenza: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
jackasspade: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Svenza collected $9.35 from pot
jackasspade collected $9.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.65 | Rake $0.95
Board [9s Js 5s 7h 5d]
Seat 1: ApErO818 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: simonviborg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: huhuifang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: fermarval folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Svenza showed [As Ah] and won ($9.35) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 6: jackasspade showed [Ad Ac] and won ($9.35) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 7: Sheison (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: doctor gabo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: xiaochen (big blind) folded before Flop

[Svenza]

Armetud mölakad munninahad. Limit on ikka super gay mäng.

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PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6, 6
1 fold, MP calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (6.5 SB) 6, 4, 2 (3 players)
BB bets, MP calls, Hero raises, BB calls, MP calls

Turn: (6.25 BB) J (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP calls

River: (9.25 BB) 3 (3 players)
BB bets, 1 fold, Hero calls

Total pot: $22.50 (11.25 BB) | Rake: $1

Results:
Hero mucked 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
BB had 5, A (straight, six high).
Outcome: BB won $21.50