***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[Jennifer]

Kurb.

[yolpa]

inka suuliselt 10 punkti

[leits]

sain ise 2p

[Godspeed_EJ]

sain ise 2p

pics or didn't happen

[vsiu100]

käisin kassiga arsti juures. -1k
2x päevas(hommiku õhtu) 5-6 päeva
antibiootikume sisse pressima ja kompressi tegema. kulu: meeletult närvirakke ja prob. kriimustusi.
loodetavasti noa alla minema ei pea.
keegi geenius oli eelm. nädal pärnus talle õhupüssist kuuli kõhtu lasknud, mis siiani sees(vist jääbki)

[Godspeed_EJ]

käisin kassiga arsti juures. -1k
2x päevas(hommiku õhtu) 5-6 päeva
antibiootikume sisse pressima ja kompressi tegema. kulu: meeletult närvirakke ja prob. kriimustusi.
loodetavasti noa alla minema ei pea.
keegi geenius oli eelm. nädal pärnus talle õhupüssist kuuli kõhtu lasknud, mis siiani sees(vist jääbki)

Wtf? Kass pani plehku kuhugi või omas hoovis?

[Stewie]

No tra ei uskunud, et gaybet võib nii kiirelt kättemaksta, mõnus

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (9 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($4.50)
MP1 ($0.90)
MP2 ($1.20)
MP3 ($3.90)
Hero (CO) ($2.86)
Button ($3.88)
SB ($3.96)
BB ($4.01)
UTG ($4.14)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.04, 3 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.46) Q, K, 5 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $0.15, UTG+1 raises to $0.91, Hero calls $0.76

Turn: ($2.28) K (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero raises to $1.75 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $1.75

River: ($5.78) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $5.78 | Rake: $0.38

Results:
UTG+1 had K, 9 (full house, Kings over fives).
Hero had Q, Q (full house, Queens over Kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $5.40

[HU grinder]

Shove juba flopil, ta ei foldi seal enam midagi imo.

[lenC]

käisin kassiga arsti juures. -1k
2x päevas(hommiku õhtu) 5-6 päeva
antibiootikume sisse pressima ja kompressi tegema. kulu: meeletult närvirakke ja prob. kriimustusi.
loodetavasti noa alla minema ei pea.
keegi geenius oli eelm. nädal pärnus talle õhupüssist kuuli kõhtu lasknud, mis siiani sees(vist jääbki)

[Dicer]

Shove juba flopil, ta ei foldi seal enam midagi imo.

double that

[Stewie]

double that

Ma mõtlesin, et olen ju hullult kaval, kui nii betin ja raise saan, aga tutkit vasja .

[vsiu100]

Wtf? Kass pani plehku kuhugi või omas hoovis?

oma maja aiaga hoovis.
inimese aju on kummaline asi.

[makz]

Nüüd sai küll vähe valesse kohta.

[nummar]

UNIBET ON LAHE ! :D
Kaks järjestikust kätt:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?5436453
http://www.pokerhand.org/?5436460

[inward]

Fishi statsid 93/17
Tüübi stack oli lõpuks viiekordne, korralikult hittinud. Obv ka minu vastu.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($11.99)
MP2 ($5.50)
MP3 ($10)
CO ($10)
Button ($0.75)
SB ($33.74)
BB ($13.52)
UTG ($10.02)
Hero (UTG+1) ($10)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K, K
1 fold, Hero bets $0.40, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.40, 3 folds, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.30) 3, Q, 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, 1 fold, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($2.90) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.90, SB calls $1.90

River: ($6.70) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.80, SB raises to $18.10, Hero calls $3.10 (All-In)

Total pot: $20.50 | Rake: $1.36

Results:
SB had 5, 3 (four of a kind, threes).
Hero had K, K (full house, threes over Kings).
Outcome: SB won $19.14

[variatsioon]

kui vastane 93/17 NL10s siis valubeti pres 12BBvms

[inward]

Good point, võtan järgmine kord arvesse. Kas just 12bb, aga siuksel vennal pole küll vahet kas 4 või 8 vms :D

[BuildUp]

Solid.

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[mislinn]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($14.28)
Button ($6.62)
SB ($12)
BB ($1.88)
UTG ($1.68)
UTG+1 ($4.96)
MP1 ($5.02)
Hero (MP2) ($5.03)
MP3 ($3)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, A
3 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 4 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.42) 2, 8, A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.30, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.02) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.80, BB raises to $1.38 (All-In), Hero calls $0.58

River: ($3.78) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $3.78 | Rake: $0.25

Results:
BB had 7, 7 (full house, sevens over Aces).
Hero had K, A (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $3.53


Ja mingi 5 kätt hiljem.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($3.69)
SB ($5.13)
Hero (BB) ($4.40)
UTG ($11.37)
UTG+1 ($6.19)
MP1 ($3.93)
MP2 ($1.95)
MP3 ($7.57)
CO ($2)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 6
UTG bets $0.15, 3 folds, MP3 calls $0.15, CO calls $0.15, 1 fold, SB calls $0.13, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.75) 10, 6, 2 (5 players)
SB bets $0.05, Hero calls $0.05, UTG raises to $1.12, 1 fold, CO calls $1.12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.25 (All-In), UTG calls $3.13, 1 fold

Turn: ($10.42) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($10.42) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $10.42 | Rake: $0.69

Results:
Hero had 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
UTG had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: UTG won $9.73


Wdf is this shit?

Kuna igav on siis lisan veel ühe...


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($5.39)
UTG ($2.88)
UTG+1 ($5)
MP1 ($5.62)
MP2 ($8.74)
MP3 ($14.33)
CO ($4.80)
Hero (Button) ($2.52)
SB ($4.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
UTG bets $0.10, 5 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, SB calls $0.33, 1 fold, UTG raises to $1.42, Hero raises to $2.52 (All-In), SB calls $2.17, UTG raises to $2.88 (All-In), SB calls $0.36

Flop: ($8.33) 3, 5, 10 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($8.33) 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($8.33) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $8.33 | Rake: $0.55

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
SB had Q, 10 (two pair, Queens and tens).
UTG had 8, 8 (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: UTG won $7.78
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($5.39)
UTG ($2.88)
UTG+1 ($5)
MP1 ($5.62)
MP2 ($8.74)
MP3 ($14.33)
CO ($4.80)
Hero (Button) ($2.52)
SB ($4.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
UTG bets $0.10, 5 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, SB calls $0.33, 1 fold, UTG raises to $1.42, Hero raises to $2.52 (All-In), SB calls $2.17, UTG raises to $2.88 (All-In), SB calls $0.36

Flop: ($8.33) 3, 5, 10 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($8.33) 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($8.33) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $8.33 | Rake: $0.55

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
SB had Q, 10 (two pair, Queens and tens).
UTG had 8, 8 (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: UTG won $7.78

[Karikakar]

miks SS?