***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[kardaanirist]

lol slowplayma peab AAga. preflop limbid (või külmad kõned enne floppi ehk cold calls preflop) ja flopi ja turni check/callid, siis keegi ei tea, mis sul käes on ja riveris paned allin. siis raha voolab.

[onuark]

20 minutiga sellist sitta et halb hakkab.

[Allanaator13]

Hehe, panen siis suurimad kaotused üles ässadega:

1.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($23.75)
MP1 ($28.64)
MP2 ($20.15)
Hero (CO) ($43.58)
Button ($25)
SB ($21.17)
BB ($41.24)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero bets $1.25, 1 fold, SB calls $1.15, BB raises to $4.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $9, 1 fold, BB raises to $41.24 (All-In), Hero calls $32.24

Flop: ($83.98) 8, 9, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($83.98) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($83.98) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $83.98 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $80.98

2.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($53.71)
Button ($9.42)
SB ($33.59)
Hero (BB) ($44.28)
UTG ($24.19)
UTG+1 ($10.37)
MP1 ($34.47)
MP2 ($30.77)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
6 folds, SB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $2.25, SB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.50) 6, 4, 8 (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($13.50) K (2 players)
SB bets $7.56, Hero raises to $37.53 (All-In), SB calls $19.28 (All-In)

River: ($67.18) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $67.18 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had Q, K (three of a kind, Kings).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: SB won $64.18

3.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($7)
SB ($9.60)
BB ($38.70)
UTG ($26.43)
UTG+1 ($33.45)
MP1 ($25.35)
MP2 ($30.11)
MP3 ($36.93)
Hero (CO) ($31.48)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
UTG calls $0.25, 4 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.35) K, 9, 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $1.44, Hero raises to $4.50, UTG calls $3.06

Turn: ($12.35) J (2 players)
UTG bets $20.43 (All-In), Hero calls $20.43

River: ($53.21) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $53.21 | Rake: $2.66

Results:
UTG had 5, 2 (flush, King high).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and Jacks).
Outcome: UTG won $50.55

4.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($18.91)
MP2 ($10.06)
CO ($25)
Button ($23.45)
Hero (SB) ($43.34)
BB ($25)
UTG ($24.40)
UTG+1 ($26.45)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2.25

Flop: ($6.25) 2, 9, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.25, UTG+1 raises to $15.50, Hero raises to $25.75, UTG+1 calls $7.95 (All-In)

Turn: ($53.15) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($53.15) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $53.15 | Rake: $2.65

Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
UTG+1 had K, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $50.50

5.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($25)
UTG ($25.15)
MP1 ($25)
MP2 ($19.24)
CO ($25)
Button ($42.53)
Hero (SB) ($25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
UTG bets $0.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $2.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 8, 2, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.75, UTG calls $3.75

Turn: ($13.25) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.50 (All-In), UTG calls $18.50

River: ($50.25) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $50.25 | Rake: $2.51

Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
UTG had 8, 8 (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: UTG won $47.74

6.

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($25.75)
Button ($15.30)
SB ($25.58)
BB ($8.75)
UTG ($25)
MP1 ($25.51)
Hero (MP2) ($36.17)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25) 3, 5, J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $35.17 (All-In), SB calls $20.58 (All-In)

Turn: ($51.41) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($51.41) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $51.41 | Rake: $2.57

Results:
SB had 5, 5 (full house, fives over sixes).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and sixes).
Outcome: SB won $48.84

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($25)
Hero (MP1) ($25.74)
MP2 ($31.26)
CO ($17.50)
Button ($48.17)
SB ($17.06)
BB ($16.31)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.25, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.50, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($14.50) 9, 10, 7 (2 players)
SB bets $10.56 (All-In), Hero calls $10.56

Turn: ($35.62) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($35.62) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $35.62 | Rake: $1.78

Results:
SB had K, K (full house, Kings over nines).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and nines).
Outcome: SB won $33.84

Sellised on 25 ja rohkem kaotatud potid. 1 korra olen vist fullstacki ka saanud. Aga jah mis ma ikka vingun, pooled käed oleks saanud vähemalt folditud, aga eks üks asi süvendab teist ja kui 1 korra ära võetakse tahad ju tagasi võtta ässadega. donkfish noh

[HU grinder]

FUCK ME! tra no ei püsi ässad.

Pööraksin tähelepanu win %, mis on 75%. Kui laksida AA vs ATC pre AI, siis AA on 85% favoriit ehk võidab 85% kordadest. Sa kaotad lihtsalt AA-ga suuri pote ja võidad enamjaolt väikseid imo, sest kui sa uhaksid sisse pre AI ja võidaksid 75% kordadest, siis $$$$.

E: for further notice, pokker on long-term mäng, kui mängijad sellest aru saaks, siis siin teemas oleks maybe 3 posti ja needki naljaga pooleks.

[EGERT]

Hehe, panen siis suurimad kaotused üles ässadega:

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Sellised on 25 ja rohkem kaotatud potid. 1 korra olen vist fullstacki ka saanud. Aga jah mis ma ikka vingun, pooled käed oleks saanud vähemalt folditud, aga eks üks asi süvendab teist ja kui 1 korra ära võetakse tahad ju tagasi võtta ässadega. donkfish noh

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[Mrt1989]

Rigged RIVER :D veidi ajas tilti

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[JohannesJ]

vastasel oli tervelt 10 outi niiet ei saa aru mis asi see rigged on:D

[ingu]

Aga muidugi.

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP1) ($10)
MP2 ($10)
CO ($7)
Button ($10.44)
SB ($21.34)
BB ($10)
UTG ($4.60)
UTG+1 ($3.35)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q
2 folds, Hero bets $0.40, 3 folds, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($1) 8, 6, 3 (2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises $3, SB calls $2

Turn: ($7) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB raises $17.94 (All-In), Hero calls $2.60 (All-In)

River: ($20.20) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $20.20

Results:
SB had 6, 9 (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and sixes).
Outcome: SB won $30.20

[Fabulous]

Seitsmel satikal järjest bubbleboy'ks jääda...

That's the skill motherfucker!

[nikitheone]

tra homme kell 8 hommikul arstlik komisjon ja mida pole - perearsti tervisetõendit. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Svenza]

Päeva pederasti tiitel läheb raudselt sellele debiilile kes callis peale pikka mõtlemist A5ga. Tegemist Step 2 turniiriga, kus esimesed 2 saavad pileti 82$ Step 3-le, kolmas ja neljas jäävad step 2 kordama...

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PokerStars - $25+$2|200/400 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

qteepye (BB): 3,250.00
forma3 (BTN): 7,150.00
Svenza (SB): 3,100.00

qteepye posts ante 25.00, forma3 posts ante 25.00, Svenza posts ante 25.00, Svenza posts SB 200.00, qteepye posts BB 400.00

Pre Flop: (pot: 675.00) Svenza has A K

forma3 calls 400.00, Svenza raises to 3,075.00 and is all-in, qteepye raises to 3,225.00 and is all-in, forma3 calls 2,825.00

Flop: (9600.00, 3 players) 2 2 5

Turn: (9600.00, 3 players) 3

River: (9600.00, 3 players) A

qteepye shows J A (Two Pair, Aces and Twos)
forma3 shows A 5 (Two Pair, Aces and Fives)
Svenza shows A K (Two Pair, Aces and Twos)
forma3 wins 9,600.00

[qbj0hn]

Äki läheb rullis paremini :D

[donkament]

võtsin 2 750fpp satikat ette warmupile, suht confirmed overlay alati. Mõlemast 1st roundist edasi nagu alati, siis esimeses fts sain kunnidega quadruple upi. olin cl siis pikalt. siis panin openshove AK ja teise koha stack leidis AA ja bubbleks. okei standard, väike tilt. samal ajal algas teine ft, seal sai nititud nati aega, sain doubleupi, seejärel suckouditi ming riveris ning vajusin shordiks, panin ep pealt nuppe AQ, järgmisel kohal olev mängija mp pealt isoleeris mind reshovega T9o, mida *****? mu shove oli üle poole tema stackist, obv hittis oma sitaga, täielik türaahv, kogu turniiriisu ära kadunud.

[Svenza]

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tsi
Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa
Ebareaalne pederastia. Teadsin et türahiinlane teeb muuvi minu vastu, sest eelmine kord panin JJ maha ta 4 beti peale kui A floppi tuli. Värdjas pauk, selline vend veel plussis, uskumatu piider, täisvärd, loodan et ta raibe põleks, keegi ta bensiiniga üle valaks ja siis raketi talle perse laseks! Sütti, raibe !!!

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PokerStars - $200+$15|150/300 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hobbes200 (UTG+1): 11,479.00
Giftpil$ (MP): 26,997.00
TBONE1987 (MP+1): 6,994.00
hummer1410 (LP): 2,580.00
groengras (CO): 18,100.00
fabiko (BTN): 9,051.00
j.thaddeus (SB): 3,184.00
Svenza (BB): 9,950.00
ypayfomydope (UTG): 12,415.00

j.thaddeus posts SB 150.00, Svenza posts BB 300.00

Pre Flop: (pot: 450.00) Svenza has A Q

fold, Hobbes200 raises to 777.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Svenza raises to 2,400.00, Hobbes200 raises to 11,479.00 and is all-in, Svenza calls 7,550.00 and is all-in

Flop: (20050.00, 2 players) 6 5 Q

Turn: (20050.00, 2 players) 9

River: (20050.00, 2 players) 7

Svenza shows A Q (One Pair, Queens)
Hobbes200 shows J 8 (Straight, Nine High)
Hobbes200 wins 20,050.00

[Timpz]

got 1 outered on the river:S

[raunsz]

FTW. :D SICK

mul ka tõsised piderastid, nädala wanker mu jaoks ühes lauas, username ftps "h4x3r2k5" mölises palju, tegime nalja jne ja raibe hittis täiega ikka. jäin sellepärast põhiticketist ilma!

saab esimese duubli
mul AK, tal J7
flopp KJx, lähme ai, turn 7 ... ok

nüüd pushin ai KQ, ta callib KJ
flopp KJJ.. how real it is? ahv mölisesb jälle sellepeale.

[ingu]

Mängid 4h turnat ja lendad KK v AK välja. No türadeeemaa mul on sellest haigest kuust kopp nii ees pask pasa otsa fakk

[OuMaiGaad]

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 895426
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $93.15
BB: $38.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $38.70 all in, Hero calls $37.20

Flop: ($77.40) 6 7 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($77.40) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($77.40) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $77.40
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB shows 3 J (a flush, Jack high)
BB wins $76.90
(Rake: $0.50)

[qbj0hn]

350 olin plussis eile 7bb/100 viimase 4 päevaga.
Ja siis minutite küsimus.5bi 10 minuti jooksul vist.
KK vs AA
set vs set
KK vs KQ
Flopatud straight(A2345) vs õhk (flopis 95% favoriit)
Viimast kätt isegi ei mäleta.
Frustatsioon.

[ingu]

3 TAALA POT VÕI MITTE TÜRA TERVE SEE KUU, FACKING TERVE KUU EI TOIMU MITTE MIDAGI NORMAALSET. KOGUAEG ÜKS VEDEL PORNO KÄIB.
Lisaks veel sattusin AA-ga kahe minuti jooksul a.la 77x boardile ja sain nupud sisse ja muidu vastas 77! NO ***** MIDA PEAB TEGEMA KAUA SEE HOMOREERIMINE KESTAB.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($5.17)
Button ($7.28)
SB ($1.62)
BB ($5.97)
UTG ($6.37)
UTG+1 ($5)
MP1 ($1.75)
MP2 ($5.07)
MP3 ($3)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
5 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.60, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.17 (All-In), SB calls $1.02 (All-In)

Flop: ($3.29) 4, K, 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($3.29) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($3.29) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $3.29 | Rake: $0.21

Results:
SB had Q, Q (flush, Queen high).
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $3.08