***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[qbj0hn]

Respect turna mängijatele,no mina ei tea raiskkkkk.Minu närvid küll sellele sitale igapäevaselt vastu ei peaks.
10 buyini kaotamine ei aja ka nii närvi kui see üks turna kepp.

[raunsz]

Fakk, peaks pokkerist quittima ka kunagi lõpuks. Ei oska mängida, ja kui oskan, siis ei vea.

edit: suht haige tuima callitakse ATs-ga ja flopatakse nuts veel vms, alati saan veel riverisse mingi top paar, 2 paari :< no wtf.. AA-ga 3betin, alati foldivad ja kui see 1 call tuleb kohe set :(..

see on haalmisnurk eks? :) siis võin julgelt halada siin. mingi toorelt -15 buy in läinud poole nädalat kuigi isegi volüüm pole. tere :)wtf see toimub.

[k2snakalle]

oi jah... käes KK maas 24Tr ....3way flopp.. cbet. Fish raiseb.. agro suht olematu... mõtlen..et tal ei saa seal väga midagi olla.
FUCK SAKES..muidugi ei saa!!!! tal on ainult 2paari+ seal ja fucking 99% kordadest! millal ma ükskord õpin seal foldima.. ei ei.. ikka call ja turnis callime ka...ja kingime fishile raha

[qbj0hn]

Ridicilous piece of shit.JJ Q10 väljas jälle turnalt.
Ausalt kui te näete mind turnat netis m2ngimas ja irl näete mind kunagi andke mulle üks korralik kuklapekk.(FTOPS ja mingid promo üritused välja arvata)
Unreal shit.

[Pahvak]

Ridicilous piece of shit.JJ Q10 väljas jälle turnalt.
Ausalt kui te näete mind turnat netis m2ngimas ja irl näete mind kunagi andke mulle üks korralik kuklapekk.(FTOPS ja mingid promo üritused välja arvata)
Unreal shit.

Ma olen turnadest loobunud. Tilt kandub cashgame edasi. :D

[Dzuu]

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Tra ma olen lohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Turnal 100 alles ma chipliider ja on vaja ju 90% stackist ära bluffidddaaa nahhui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tra kunagi ei õpi ka,,,,,***** ma ytlesin,et ära blufi seda piidirt,aga automaatselt on vaja kohe näppida neid fakkkkkkkkkkingggg nuppppppppeeeeeeeeeeee,SA VANA LITSI ***** PUHASTUS KALTSU HIGIUSS ÄRA KUNAGI ENAM NII TEE EKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Igal mündil kaks poolt, mõtle niipidi, et kui bluff oleks õnnestunud, siis oleksid ju rahul olnud ja ei mõtleks kordagi, et äkki ei oleks ikka pidanud bluffima.

[ristik]

SUPER FAKING REALLLNEEEE !

EDIT: Selle kuu AA ja KK. Võimas puue

[qbj0hn]

Pole "a2q3rdafdwf", aga ei osanud seda mujale postitada...

Ma ei saa aru kuidas see regular saab mu all inni ära callida?Jah tegemist on regulariga.

Flush ja kõik jõudsid kohale,lisaks võin ma vabalt slowplayda nii callides.

Vend lihtsalt snapfistbump callis :S

Full Tilt Poker $100.00 Pot Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 1280241
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $171.70
Hero (BTN/SB): $257.85

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with Q J
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $9, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($18.00) J 7 A (2 players)
BB bets $10.00, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($38.00) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $20.00, Hero calls $20

River: ($78.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $31.50, Hero raises to $172.50, BB calls $101.20 all in

Final Pot: $343.40
BB shows 6 7
Hero shows Q J
BB wins $342.90

[timz0333]

Ju siis olid readid, agro avstu ma ka vaevalt foldiks, aga ma fish kah obv.

[$Lauri$]

Doomswitch activated. 45man sngd seekord.

[ristik]

T*RA KUIDAS ÜKS ROTT OHMOON HITIB KURADI 2 NÄDALAT JÄRJEST !?!?!? KAUA SEE SITT VÕIMALIK ON AH ?????? Lihtsalt peksaks kõik puruks..

[qjet]

T*RA KUIDAS ÜKS ROTT OHMOON HITIB KURADI 2 NÄDALAT JÄRJEST !?!?!? KAUA SEE SITT VÕIMALIK ON AH ?????? Lihtsalt peksaks kõik puruks..

ma peksin kunagi asju puruks. natukeseks aitas (terve päeva).

[Dzuu]

Ladies and Gentleman welcome to my life, 8,5k gtd final table 9 matsi alles

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 1700/3400 Blinds 400 Ante (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 (t564225)
MP2 (t73784)
Hero (MP3) (t157742)
CO (t306920)
Button (t209309)
SB (t86485)
BB (t397923)
UTG (t106308)
UTG+1 (t785304)

Hero's M: 18.13

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, K
1 fold, UTG+1 bets t10200, 2 folds, Hero calls t10200, 4 folds

Flop: (t29100) 2, 4, K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t20400, Hero raises to t147142 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t126742

Turn: (t323384) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t323384) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t323384

Results:
UTG+1 had K, 8 (two pair, Kings and eights).
Hero had Q, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t323384

[Platinum]

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Pidevalt metab mind, callib 3bette 97s, QTo jne, mõtlesin et lasen bluffida, siis veel slowplays.
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $11.32
SB: $13.90
Hero (BB): $41.89
UTG: $3.71
MP: $25.00
CO: $22.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A K
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.75, MP requests TIME, MP calls $2

Flop: ($5.60) 4 9 K (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, MP calls $3.50

Turn: ($12.60) T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $6.25, Hero raises to $31.35, MP requests TIME, MP calls $12.50 all in

River: ($50.10) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.10
Hero shows A K (a pair of Kings)
MP shows Q J (a straight, King high)
MP wins $47.60
(Rake: $2.50)


mõtlesin enne calli 0,1 sek
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $31.55
CO: $25.68
BTN: $48.89
SB: $31.53

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.25) 7 6 Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.25) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $27.53 all in, Hero calls $21 all in

River: ($50.25) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.25
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows 8 5 (a straight, Nine high)
SB wins $47.74
(Rake: $2.51)


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $31.65
BB: $25.43
UTG: $48.89
CO: $54.27

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J J
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, BB calls $1, CO calls $1

Flop: ($3.85) 8 5 T (3 players)
BB bets $1.25, CO calls $1.25, Hero raises to $7.50, BB raises to $24.18 all in, CO folds, Hero calls $16.25 all in

Turn: ($52.60) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($52.60) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $52.60
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
BB shows A T (two pair, Aces and Tens)
BB wins $49.97
(Rake: $2.63)

pidevalt shoves nii lampi õhuga.
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $61.23
Hero (BB): $26.94
UTG: $34.08
CO: $25.32
BTN: $23.54

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K A
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: ($6.10) 4 5 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN raises to $20.54 all in, Hero calls $17.04

Turn: ($47.18) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($47.18) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $47.18
Hero shows K A (Ace King high)
BTN shows 2 A (a straight, Five high)
BTN wins $44.83
(Rake: $2.35)
see oli reede, 4x veel AXs FD flopil nupud, 0 x tuli ära.

Täna esimsed 5 min. 31 kätt koos, 3bet 60
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $33.00
BB: $27.50
UTG: $35.32
MP: $10.14
CO: $12.44
Hero (BTN): $33.91

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $2.75, Hero raises to $7.25, BB raises to $27.50 all in, Hero calls $20.25

Flop: ($55.10) 2 3 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($55.10) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($55.10) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $55.10
BB shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BB wins $52.35
(Rake: $2.75)



Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $26.11
BB: $17.50
UTG: $41.02
MP: $24.25
CO: $25.00
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K A
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.75, 1 fold, MP calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 8 K 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, MP calls $3.50

Turn: ($12.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, MP calls $7

River: ($26.75) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $12.86 all in, MP calls $11 all in

Siin oli tal JTo


Miks see river alati selline peab olema:S

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[viki]

Fishid jooksevad nagu jumalad.Ei ole tore!

[KristjanLaas]

Lihtsalt nii rõve, esimese kümne minutiga double deuceilt kahe kasutajaga AA vs AK väljas preflop allinidega.
edit: ja kohe kolmandaga AK vs KQ. Haige turniiri algus, okse.

[ristik]

Lihtsalt nii rõve, esimese kümne minutiga double deuceilt kahe kasutajaga AA vs AK väljas preflop allinidega.
edit: ja kohe kolmandaga AK vs KQ. Haige turniiri algus, okse.

karmavõlg ilmselt :D ropult oled hittinud ka samas tundub.

[Ints]

Juba teist korda kuu jooksul sama setup, ei tea enam kas nutta või naerda.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, €0.50 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) (€51.25)
UTG (€20.95)
MP (€51.75)
CO (€50)
Button (€19.35)
SB (€27)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
1 fold, MP bets €1.50, 2 folds, SB raises to €3.50, Hero raises to €7.50, MP calls €6, SB raises to €27 (All-In), Hero raises to €46.50, MP raises to €51.75 (All-In), Hero calls €4.75 (All-In)

Flop: (€129.50) 4, 4, Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (€129.50) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (€129.50) A (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: €129.50 | Rake: €2

Results:
SB had K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
MP had A, A (full house, Aces over Queens).
Outcome: MP won €127.50

[ristik]

ikka üks sama vend tõmbab mulle päevas keskmiselt 5 coolerit takka... nahhuj ma sellise **** pärast küll kuhugi mujale minna ei viitsi. ilus kuristik ikka, mine *****. Vana lihtsalt naerab lauas ja ütleb " I love you coolering you so much ". türi kuidas crushin seda threadi ju. MARINEERIKS SELLE RÕVEDA SIBULA ELUSALT ÄRA TÜRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[timz0333]

ikka üks sama vend tõmbab mulle päevas keskmiselt 5 coolerit takka... nahhuj ma sellise **** pärast küll kuhugi mujale minna ei viitsi. ilus kuristik ikka, mine *****. Vana lihtsalt naerab lauas ja ütleb " I love you coolering you so much ". türi kuidas crushin seda threadi ju. MARINEERIKS SELLE RÕVEDA SIBULA ELUSALT ÄRA TÜRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Puhas kuld.