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[JaanusX]

Lol ja täna esimese sessiga elus esimest korda hiir puruks...

Lendas käest nagu rakett... Liiga inimlikult nõrk olen ikka tildi suhtes

Pärast sellist aastate pikkust vägivalda pidi ta ju lõpuks alla vanduma XD

[Heroiin]

Pärast sellist aastate pikkust vägivalda pidi ta ju lõpuks alla vanduma XD

Loomi ei tohi loopida.

[BentleyMulsanne]

Tegin elus üle pikaaja väiksed missclickid ja olen life tiltis - Pokkerimänguga mõneks ajaks kohe kindlalt lõpp.

[tiigrikutsu]

Tegin elus üle pikaaja väiksed missclickid ja olen life tiltis - Pokkerimänguga mõneks ajaks kohe kindlalt lõpp.

Paar klikki ei tohiks 20BI päevas võitvale mängijale eriti haiget teha?

[BentleyMulsanne]

Sõnastan nüüd paremini, tegin väljaspool pokkerit "väiksed" "missclickid" ja olen Life tiltis, sestap ka võimetu mängima.

[pikk28]

No 5BI teed ikka ära. Edu ja gg!

[Gang Starr]

Muidu rahulik poiss, aga ffs, ärge multitablege hypereid kui peate taimima igat käiku kümme sekki.

[MarxVoss]

Party Poker $4.00 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players - View hand 1895889
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $4.38 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 13, 3B: 7, AF: 6,0, Hands: 84
BB: $7.00 - VPIP: 30, PFR: 27, 3B: 9, AF: 2,0, Hands: 30
Hero (CO): $4.48 - VPIP: 21, PFR: 16, 3B: 8, AF: 2,1, Hands: 1237
BTN: $6.54 - VPIP: 23, PFR: 17, 3B: 9, AF: 4,0, Hands: 66

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is CO with A Q
Hero raises to $0.16, BTN calls $0.16, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.38) J 9 T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.27, Hero calls $0.27

Turn: ($0.92) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.66, Hero raises to $2.14, BTN raises to $6.11, Hero calls $1.91 all in

River: ($9.02) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $9.02
Hero shows A Q
BTN shows T T
BTN wins $8.57
(Rake: $0.45)

[Maxi]

12k käega 63x KK saanud ja 9 korda sellest AA vastu pikki pükse. Selline tunne, et tuleb KK setminema minna mitte pre shovema.
Ridic

[Priidix]

12k käega 63x KK saanud ja 9 korda sellest AA vastu pikki pükse. Selline tunne, et tuleb KK setminema minna mitte pre shovema.
Ridic

Hahahaahaha, ****ing tõsi!!! rofl @ setmine :D:D haha

[Dnbftw]

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PokerStars - Hold'em Cash Games - $0.01/0.02 Blinds - 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

BTN: $2.33
SB: $2.01
BB: $1
UTG: $5.27
UTG+1: $2.05
MP1: $3.06
MP2: $1.56
MP3: $.97
CO: $1.35

Pre-flop: Dealt to BTN K A
UTG calls $.02, (1 folds), MP1 calls $.02, (3 folds), BTN raises to $.10, (1 folds), BB calls $.08, UTG calls $.08, MP1 calls $.08

Flop: ($.41) K 2 3 (4 Players)
BB bets $.90 and is all-in, (2 folds), BTN calls $.90

Turn: ($2.21) T (2 Players)

River: ($2.21) T (2 Players)

BB Showed T 4
BTN Showed K A
BB wins $2.13 with three of a kind, Tens

[Heroiin]

Mängisin sitasti, aga halb river ikkagist.
Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1897290
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: t3110 103.67 BBs
UTG+1: t1737 57.90 BBs
UTG+2: t4277 142.57 BBs
MP1: t4470 149 BBs
Hero (MP2): t3000 100 BBs
CO: t2965 98.83 BBs
BTN: t2000 66.67 BBs
SB: t2531 84.37 BBs
BB: t3000 100 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP2 with T T
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, 1 fold, MP1 calls t30, Hero raises to t140, 4 folds, UTG+1 raises to t370, 1 fold, Hero calls t230

Flop: (t815) 3 5 Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t480, Hero calls t480

Turn: (t1775) J (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t887 all in, Hero calls t887

River: (t3549) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3549
UTG+1 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
UTG+1 wins t3549

[Priidix]

12k käega 63x KK saanud ja 9 korda sellest AA vastu pikki pükse. Selline tunne, et tuleb KK setminema minna mitte pre shovema.
Ridic

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Hero (BTN): $100.00
xcashstar911 (SB): $24.84
xcb4mvp (BB): $145.12
xtobe4funas (CO): $125.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
tobe4funas raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 2 9 6 (2 players)
tobe4funas bets $4.50, Hero raises to $13.50, tobe4funas calls $9

Turn: ($34.50) K (2 players)
tobe4funas checks, Hero bets $16, tobe4funas calls $16

River: ($66.50) 5 (2 players)
tobe4funas checks, Hero bets $36, tobe4funas calls $36

Final Pot: $138.50
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
tobe4funas mucks Q Q
Hero wins $137.00
(Rake: $1.50)

thanks coach!

[Jäämees]

Kuse verd elion!

Kuradi 1 korra kuus kaob nett ära ja see hetk on kosmiliselt välja valitud.

edit: fucking unreal... Obv peale seda otsustab arvuti, et nüüd on vaja restart teha, windows update ju mis sest, et lükkasid 4 tundi edasi pool tundi tagasi :D:D:D:D:

[Maxi]

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Hero (BTN): $100.00
xcashstar911 (SB): $24.84
xcb4mvp (BB): $145.12
xtobe4funas (CO): $125.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
tobe4funas raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 2 9 6 (2 players)
tobe4funas bets $4.50, Hero raises to $13.50, tobe4funas calls $9

Turn: ($34.50) K (2 players)
tobe4funas checks, Hero bets $16, tobe4funas calls $16

River: ($66.50) 5 (2 players)
tobe4funas checks, Hero bets $36, tobe4funas calls $36

Final Pot: $138.50
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
tobe4funas mucks Q Q
Hero wins $137.00
(Rake: $1.50)

thanks coach!

haha, nice

[Dnbftw]

AA = nuts ???

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PokerStars - Hold'em Cash Games - $0.01/0.02 Blinds - 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

BTN: $2.36
SB: $2.30
BB: $1.64
UTG: $2.45
UTG+1: $1.80
MP1: $2.59
MP2: $1
MP3: $2.08
CO: $1.99

Pre-flop: Dealt to UTG A A
UTG raises to $.06, (3 folds), MP3 calls $.06, (3 folds), BB calls $.04

Flop: ($.19) 9 Q T (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG bets $.13, MP3 calls $.13, (1 folds)

Turn: ($.45) 4 (2 Players)
UTG bets $.32, MP3 raises to $.64, UTG raises to $2.26 and is all-in, MP3 calls $1.25 and is all-in, UTG returns $.37

River: ($4.23) 5 (2 Players)

UTG Showed A A
MP3 Showed 9 9
MP3 wins $4.08 with three of a kind, Nines

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PokerStars - Hold'em Cash Games - $0.01/0.02 Blinds - 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

BTN: $5.86
SB: $2.30
BB: $2
UTG: $3.15
UTG+1: $1.93
MP1: $2.64
MP2: $2.42
MP3: $2
CO: $6.01

Pre-flop: Dealt to MP3 A A
(4 folds), MP3 raises to $.06, (2 folds), SB raises to $.18, (1 folds), MP3 raises to $.40, SB raises to $2.30 and is all-in, MP3 calls $1.60 and is all-in, SB returns $.30

Flop: ($4.25) 5 T 5 (2 Players)

Turn: ($4.25) T (2 Players)

River: ($4.25) 4 (2 Players)

SB Showed A A
MP3 Showed A A
SB wins $1.94 with two pair, Aces and Tens
MP3 wins $1.94 with two pair, Aces and Tens

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PokerStars - Hold'em Cash Games - $0.01/0.02 Blinds - 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

BTN: $.88
SB: $2.09
BB: $1.82
UTG: $2
UTG+1: $2.27
MP1: $2.26
MP2: $2.53
MP3: $1.94
CO: $4.53

Pre-flop: Dealt to UTG A A
UTG raises to $.06, (3 folds), MP3 raises to $.18, (4 folds), UTG raises to $.40, MP3 raises to $.62, UTG raises to $2 and is all-in, MP3 calls $1.32 and is all-in, UTG returns $.06

Flop: ($4.55) Q 7 T (2 Players)

Turn: ($4.55) K (2 Players)

River: ($4.55) 9 (2 Players)

UTG Showed A A
MP3 Showed K K
MP3 wins $3.77 with three of a kind, Kings

[Svenza]

OnGame - 10/20 NL - Holdem - 10 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

21215jonaki (UTG): 2,000.00
willwin28 (UTG+1): 3,900.00
mikado68 (MP): 2,000.00
pillethex (MP+1): 520.00
ValusDonk (MP+2): 2,000.00
Uncle-Billy (LP): 1,940.00
portos82 (CO): 1,900.00
marinion (BTN): 1,760.00
petrank20 (SB): 1,980.00
markusaust (BB): 2,000.00

petrank20 posts SB 10.00, markusaust posts BB 20.00

Pre Flop: (30.00) ValusDonk has T J

21215jonaki calls 20.00, willwin28 calls 20.00, fold, fold, ValusDonk calls 20.00, fold, portos82 calls 20.00, marinion calls 20.00, petrank20 raises to 100.00, markusaust calls 80.00, 21215jonaki calls 80.00, willwin28 calls 80.00, ValusDonk calls 80.00, fold, fold

Flop: (540.00, 5 players) Q 9 8
petrank20 bets 540.00, markusaust calls 540.00, 21215jonaki calls 540.00, fold, ValusDonk raises to 1,900.00 and is all-in, petrank20 calls 1,340.00 and is all-in, markusaust calls 1,360.00 and is all-in, 21215jonaki calls 1,360.00 and is all-in

Turn: (8120.00, 4 players) 8

River: (8120.00, 4 players) 4

21215jonaki shows 7 6 (One Pair, Eights) (Pre 24%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
ValusDonk shows T J (Straight, Queen High) (Pre 22%, Flop 54%, Turn 65%)
petrank20 shows K Q (Two Pair, Queens and Eights) (Pre 24%, Flop 4%, Turn 10%)
markusaust shows T A (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 31%, Flop 42%, Turn 25%)
markusaust wins 8,060.00
markusaust wins 60.00

[hoss23]

See pm flipp ju.

[Svenza]

Aga ma 4 kordistaks stacki, mitte lihtsalt ei duubelda

[markosa]

DS%Q#W¤D"WD¤D.... fakk.... s**t jooks, downswing & tilt... kingin lihtsalt raha ära...

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