***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[Svenza]

Tra kui gay on limit
Mul KK, preflop capime, flop 257, capime, turn 8, poja check-callib, river 2, betib välja, A2, palju õnne, fucking gay

[ESTPatrick]

Viimastel päevad ka starsi HU sng suht ulme olnud täna tegin 8 HU sng ja põhiliselt kõikides langesin 70/30 seisus välja
AK vs A7 prelop allin maha 77xx7
K4 vs AK K74 flopis allin turn 9 river 9
T6 vs KK flopis T64 all in river K
K7 vs K9 flopis K72 allin turn 9
JJ vs A8 allin flopis 223 turn A
ja enamus olukordi olid suht suurte stäckidega ja foldimisruumi oli küll ja küll

unreal

[Marks111]

eip

[ESTPatrick]

eip

jah

[marguzz22]

**** minge *****, see absolute fraud on iokka ****

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($28.25)
SB ($8.82)
BB ($20.78)
UTG ($16.31)
MP ($23.95)
CO ($30.41)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
2 folds, CO bets $0.75, Hero raises $1.75, 2 folds, CO calls $1

Flop: ($3.85) 6, 4, 7 (2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero raises $4, CO raises $13.85, Hero raises $22.50 (All-In), CO calls $10.65

Turn: ($56.85) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($56.85) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $56.85

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
CO had A, 9 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: CO won $54.03

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($27.86)
Hero (SB) ($31.10)
BB ($26.49)
UTG ($2.52)
MP ($54.53)
CO ($25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
2 folds, CO (poster) bets $0.60, Button calls $0.85, Hero raises $2.85, 2 folds, Button calls $2.10

Flop: ($7) 7, 10, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, Button raises $24.91 (All-In), Hero calls $17.91

Turn: ($56.82) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($56.82) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $56.82

Results:
Button had 6, 6 (straight, ten high).
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: Button won $54




No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($25.43)
SB ($20.83)
BB ($37.72)
Hero (UTG) ($26.03)
MP ($18.90)
CO ($28.02)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, Q
Hero bets $1.25, 2 folds, Button calls $1.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.85) 2, 3, Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($6.35) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $5, Hero raises $10.67, Button raises $17.43 (All-In), Hero calls $11.76

River: ($51.21) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $51.21

Results:
Button had 8, 7 (flush, nine high).
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: Button won $48.66


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($22.19)
SB ($18.52)
BB ($44.55)
Hero (UTG) ($77.85)
MP ($57.62)
CO ($35.96)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, K
Hero bets $1.25, 2 folds, Button raises $2.50, 2 folds, Hero raises $4, Button raises $19, Hero raises $38.25, Button calls $0.69 (All-In)

Flop: ($44.73) 5, 10, 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($44.73) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($44.73) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $44.73

Results:
Button had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Button won $42.51





pohhui bustoks ära
ja kõike 4000 käe jooksul, 20-30 samasugust kätt :S

[jrgn hell]

TRA KAHE PÄEVAGA 40BB KUKKUNUD. ******, kui pasasti ma mängin ja kui ****** kaardijooks ka. Sama lammas vastas 2 kätt samal laual järjest. Täielik debiilik ikka. Ja ***** hitib ka veel. Ise kuradi lohh, enne callsin 2 mutiga lauas oma AAga ära, kui low ei tulnud, et äkki ikka ei ole. Obv et alati on, tra.


PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6, A, 4, K
5 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold

Flop: (5 SB) J, 4, 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

River: (5.5 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Total pot: $5.50 (5.5 BB) | Rake: $0.25

Results:
SB had K, 7, 3, 7 (Hi: two pair, nines and sevens).
Hero mucked 6, A, 4, K (Hi: two pair, nines and sixes).
Outcome: SB won $5.25


PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, 5, A, 2
4 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, 2 folds

Flop: (5.5 SB) Q, 3, 10 (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls

Turn: (3.75 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls

River: (5.75 BB) 10 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Total pot: $5.75 (5.75 BB) | Rake: $0.25

Results:
Button had K, 4, K, 8 (Hi: two pair, Kings and tens).
Hero had J, 5, A, 2 (Hi: one pair, tens).
Outcome: Button won $5.50


ja ***** pooleldi haige ka just parajal ajal, kui alla kuu nende amatööride taikateni on
SUPER ma ütlen

[leits]

käääääige mnunni faking tyrahiinlastest hiinlased, kes mind psis nussivad. faaking meta huiojhv readerid on seal .. any KK or AA saan ma ai ult blinde, faaaaking ja see kaardihjooks võib persse pista end, faking tyrastranud riged koht grtrrgreedsdewdDSDASDASDSASDASDADSAdQDWEADqui9econ cekmnqdpoNIOJNOIPMJPDC
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[Rage]

fck off..
täna jälle KK.. ja loomulikult AA vastas.. ja sessiooni kasum kenasti jälle tapetud... 150BB läks:-/

viimase kahe sessiooni jooksul mingi 3x

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 70020
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

HomeBrewin (UTG+1): $9.90
Divergence (MP1): $17.66
Hero (MP2): $11.00
H0ndaPr3lude (CO): $10.25
janglinivory (BTN): $9.75
WGeta (SB): $11.67
turbokiller (BB): $4.71
palodeaba (UTG): $23.49

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP2 with K K
1 fold, HomeBrewin calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.50, 4 folds, HomeBrewin raises to $1.70, Hero raises to $4, HomeBrewin raises to $9.90, Hero calls $5.90

Flop: ($19.95) J 3 7 (2 players)

Turn: ($19.95) J (2 players)

River: ($19.95) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $19.95
HomeBrewin shows A A
Hero shows K K
HomeBrewin wins $19.85
(Rake: $0.10)

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 70021
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

PierrotLunaire (SB): $12.06
TheUnkown (BB): $9.25
kaly1986 (UTG): $7.95
weller2007 (UTG+1): $11.95
Border Patrol (UTG+2): $9.90
poigne (MP1): $10.20
Hero (MP2): $29.75
TCBSTEVE (CO): $2.85
ETR8Y (BTN): $9.86

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP2 with K K
1 fold, weller2007 raises to $0.20, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.80, 4 folds, weller2007 raises to $11.95, Hero calls $11.15

Flop: ($24.05) Q 8 7 (2 players)

Turn: ($24.05) 5 (2 players)

River: ($24.05) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $24.05
weller2007 shows A A
Hero shows K K
weller2007 wins $23.95
(Rake: $0.10)

Party Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 70022
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

DrummerMan77 (SB): $12.82
Hero (BB): $15.20
missD4aces (UTG): $9.30
Keebo (UTG+1): $9.90
weller2007 (UTG+2): $9.42
broodson (MP1): $26.06
Crusader76 (MP2): $7.14
CashMyChips (CO): $9.70
Mad Mny23 (BTN): $9.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with K K
missD4aces calls $0.10, Keebo calls $0.10, weller2007 calls $0.10, broodson raises to $0.45, 4 folds, Hero raises to $1.90, 2 folds, weller2007 calls $1.80, broodson raises to $5, Hero raises to $15.20, 1 fold, broodson calls $10.20

Flop: ($32.55) 5 4 6 (2 players)

Turn: ($32.55) A (2 players)

River: ($32.55) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: $32.55
Hero shows K K
broodson shows A A
broodson wins $32.45
(Rake: $0.10)

tra ma iga kord 4beti näen.. tean et AAbitsad vastus.. fck kui nii edasi ma hakkan KK'sid lihstalt foldima..

[leits]

tra 20x olen össasid saanud t2na ja actionit 0x .. päris haige, kaardijooks on alla igat arvestust .. keegi võiks seda dowswingi v2he endale ka saada, m iete ainult mina, 92o on standard k2si

[leits]

seal urkas ei ole võimalik võita ....

[your_naked_mom]

see teema ajab mind tilti

[RudiTurbo]

Double or nothingute on ka kerge raha teenida



Nendel, kes riveritesse hittida oskavad.

[goldec]

DONid on saatanast.

[Svenza]

minge mädanevasse *****, tegelt ka
Mismõttes callib 89 allinni ära ja hitib turni 9 ???
Ja turniiri keskfaasis 75/150 Q9 os callib allinni ära ja hitib Q9 floppi kohe. Wtf is up with that shit???

A 5 vs. J 8
Flop A 4 5 Turn 7 River 6 Mis ma valesti tegin?

A9 ga panen nuppe, KT ägiseb pikalt ja callib ära. Turn K

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
&Täiesti ajuvaba kui ****** rigged saaab olla INSTA FUCKING TILT!
22 vs KT vs KT FLop tuleb Q92. JA türade maa nikutud **** tuleb J sinna auklu. Bubble mängus jälle. Vituuba ma ütlen

[Svenza]

No kõige karvasem P U T S maailmas ma ütlen...
11$ MTT, 1117 osavõtjat, 4 level blindid 50/100, mul stack 6500, UTG monkey paneb raise 400, ma reraise 2000.K K .. Monkey callib . Flop 6 3 4 . Ahv chekib, ma panen nuppe 4500, insta callib T 7 . River 5 , fuck off palju õnne v**djas. Haige ********, kus sihukesed munninahad sünnivad??? Nice call preflop urood, otsin su maja üles ja panen põlema nahui

[Rage]

Nice call preflop urood, otsin su maja üles ja panen põlema nahui

<ei suuda naeru tagasi hoida> ;D :D

EDIT: aga mul on tunne, et sa mängid liiga madalaid turniire... kuhu suvalised donkid liituvad.. umbes sama nagu NL4 cashi lauad.. imo hakka kohe miski 30+ taalaste BI'dega turnasid mängima.. vähemalt ei tule üllatusi KT'ga alline calle jms

[pikk28]

see nurk + leitsi päevik + lebovenna mõtted = puhas kuld! keep it going

[Svenza]

Ära türastunud maailm. NO putttttttttttttssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii , ei ole olemas
A5 reisib UTG, mul BBl on QQ, SB callib, ma lükkan nuppe 3150. Pojal stack 6K, mul 3150, blindid 75/150, ja floppab masti. No täiesti perses, mis sünnib nahui??? A5 min riase ja call allin??? Kuhu ***** me sattund oleme?

[kuco]

PokerStars, $0.05/0.10 Omaha Cash Games, 4 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
pgawido (CO): $11.70
Reb024 (Button): $5.90
HERO (SB): $14.90
Shiitakee (BB): $5.90

Dealt to HERO A A K K

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), Reb024 calls $.10, HERO raises to $.40, Shiitakee calls $.30, Reb024 calls $.30

Flop: ($1.25) 8 A 3 (3 Players)
HERO checks, Shiitakee checks, Reb024 checks

Turn: ($1.25) 9 (3 Players)
HERO bets $1, Shiitakee calls $1, Reb024 raises to $2, HERO raises to $8.15, Shiitakee calls $4.50 and is all-in, Reb024 calls $3.50 and is all-in, HERO returns $2.65

River: ($17.75) 9 (3 Players)

Results:
HERO Showed A A K K
Shiitakee Showed J J 7 3
Reb024 Showed J 9 9 2
Reb024 wins $16.85


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[kivisaba]

krdi hotcoca cheki läbi~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
nii tilti ajas peab ikka riveris oma gay beti panema ...