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[Svenza]

Tra, see on sürr. Nii pederastlik ei saa olla lihtsalt. Ja mis mõttes ******** check-callib ainult???

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $8.00+$0.80 Tournament, 125/250 Blinds 25 Ante (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t24375)
MP3 (t13340)
Hero (CO) (t8160)
Button (t8255)
SB (t5040)
BB (t13740)
UTG (t3150)
UTG+1 (t17680)
MP1 (t12105)

Hero's M: 13.60

Preflop: Hero is CO with 3, 3
3 folds, MP2 bets t750, 1 fold, Hero calls t750, 3 folds

Flop: (t2100) 5, 10, 3 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t1000, MP2 calls t1000

Turn: (t4100) 10 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t1250, MP2 calls t1250

River: (t6600) 5 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t2250, MP2 calls t2250

Total pot: t11100

Results:
MP2 had 5, 9 (full house, fives over tens).
Hero had 3, 3 (full house, threes over tens).
Outcome: MP2 won t11100

[Provoker]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($4.90)
Button ($14.05)
SB ($9.35)
BB ($10.65)
UTG ($14.30)
UTG+1 ($15.40)
MP1 ($17.30)
MP2 ($21.45)
Hero (MP3) ($25)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 5, 5
2 folds, MP1 bets $0.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.75, 4 folds

Flop: ($1.85) J, 5, J (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $1, MP1 calls $1

Turn: ($3.85) K (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $2.75, MP1 raises to $5.50, Hero raises to $19, MP1 calls $10.05 (All-In)

River: ($34.95) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $34.95 | Rake: $1.70

Results:
MP1 had K, J (full house, Jacks over Kings).
Hero mucked 5, 5 (full house, fives over Jacks).
Outcome: MP1 won $33.25


Ilus sessi algus rgsjdtyk8t7ier5

[K2snakas]

rigged!

[qbj0hn]

oijah, ei olnud mulle ikka seda freerollist võidetud 7 euri vaja obv.



preflop all in, teadsin et lammas callib

Ma kahtlen,et see oli preflop all in.Pigem flopist all in.

[Aristotep]

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Senelis ($18.85)
UTG+1 drewbabez ($25.90)
MP1 johnnytt ($39.85)
MP2 MakeMeMoo ($25.40)
CO ollynorth ($23.25)
BTN Sim649 ($25.00)
SB staclana ($49.90)
BB Hero ($26.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is BB Q Q
5 folds, Sim649 raises to $0.75, staclana calls $0.65, Hero raises to $3, Sim649 raises to $8.50, staclana folds, Hero calls $5.50

Flop: 4 Q T ($17.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, Sim649 bets $12, Hero raises to $18.35, Sim649 calls $4.50

Turn: 3 ($52.60, 2 players)

River: K ($52.60, 2 players)

Final Pot: $52.60
Sim649 shows: K K
Hero shows: Q Q

Sim649 wins $48.30 ( won +$23.30 )
Hero wins $1.85 ( lost -$25 )
staclana lost -$0.75

[antnx]

Absolute Poker, $0.25/0.50 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
EAZYGREEZY (BB): $81.70
GLASSBILEN29 (UTG): $13.75
ANTNXX (UTG+1): $49.25
FLUSHBOB (CO): $21.55
RAZE-U-BACK (Button): $
JOHANSKI (SB): $50.40

Dealt to ANTNXX 9 8

Pre-flop:
GLASSBILEN29 calls $.50, ANTNXX calls $.50, (2 folds), JOHANSKI calls $.25, EAZYGREEZY raises to $2.50, GLASSBILEN29 calls $2, ANTNXX calls $2, (1 folds)

Flop: ($8.50) Q 5 4 (3 Players)
EAZYGREEZY checks, GLASSBILEN29 checks, ANTNXX bets $5.50, EAZYGREEZY calls $5.50, (1 folds)

Turn: ($19.50) 4 (2 Players)
EAZYGREEZY checks, ANTNXX bets $14.50, EAZYGREEZY raises to $42, ANTNXX all-in $26.75, EAZYGREEZY returns $.75

River: ($110) A (2 Players)

Results:
EAZYGREEZY Showed A A
ANTNXX Showed 9 8
EAZYGREEZY wins $98

MINGE *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Karikakar]

Ma kahtlen,et see oli preflop all in.Pigem flopist all in.

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Miks ma peaks selle käe kohta valetama ???

[Svenza]

No türade maa, ei ole olemas lihtsalt. FUCK off, mis nende debiilikute ajus toimub. Esiteks callib rämeda raise preflopist ja utleb lõpuni kaasa- Täisvärdjad pederastid raisk. Nii tilti ajavad munajoodikud.
FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10+$1 Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 75 Ante (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t25942)
MP3 (t16153)
CO (t12660)
Button (t2795)
Hero (SB) (t31860)
BB (t14950)
UTG (t24414)
UTG+1 (t28490)
MP1 (t33047)

Hero's M: 16.99

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
2 folds, MP1 calls t800, MP2 calls t800, 2 folds, Button calls t800, Hero bets t4000, 1 fold, MP1 calls t3200, MP2 calls t3200, 1 fold

Flop: (t14275) 2, 3, 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets t2400, Hero raises to t5600, MP1 calls t5600, 1 fold

Turn: (t27875) K (2 players)
Hero bets t11200, MP1 calls t11200

River: (t50275) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets t7200, Hero calls t7200

Total pot: t64675

Results:
Hero mucked 8, 8 (three of a kind, eights).
MP1 had 4, 5 (straight, six high).
Outcome: MP1 won t64675

[blazkuh]

Mine ***** nahhui kuradi pokerstars *****. 2000 kätt ja -6 BI. Set vs set, set vs flush, set vs rida, rida vs flush, rida vs maja, flush vs maja. OMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG nahhui nii tiltis praegu.

[qbj0hn]

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Miks ma peaks selle käe kohta valetama ???

Usun kyll,ei osanud arvata,et siukseid m2ngijaid olemas lihtsalt on.Flop on suht norm talle selle flush drawiga liccalt mingi donkment paneks ikka nupud sisse.

[Karikakar]

Usun kyll,ei osanud arvata,et siukseid m2ngijaid olemas lihtsalt on.Flop on suht norm talle selle flush drawiga liccalt mingi donkment paneks ikka nupud sisse.

Unibetis võid kõike oodata

[donkament]

TÄITSA******************************************* ***' tra unreal teen satikat. mingi neljas käsi, short shoveb, reshoven JJga ta tõmbab K9ga riverisse kunni, järgmine käsi mingi teine ülishort shoveb QQ, ma reshoven 77, bb reshoveb Qx ning OBV et turni Q. sadföo uasfl advslfisdfbgsdkgjsdöfwefsdfskj

[leho57]

nahhui ma ei suuda. mingi meganitifakingkari on mullis alati ja kui mina varastan siis tõmmatakse alati ära. NAHHUI?!?!?!!?

[k1ly]

Absolute Poker, $0.25/0.50 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
EAZYGREEZY (BB): $81.70
GLASSBILEN29 (UTG): $13.75
ANTNXX (UTG+1): $49.25
FLUSHBOB (CO): $21.55
RAZE-U-BACK (Button): $
JOHANSKI (SB): $50.40

Dealt to ANTNXX 9 8

Pre-flop:
GLASSBILEN29 calls $.50, ANTNXX calls $.50, (2 folds), JOHANSKI calls $.25, EAZYGREEZY raises to $2.50, GLASSBILEN29 calls $2, ANTNXX calls $2, (1 folds)

Flop: ($8.50) Q 5 4 (3 Players)
EAZYGREEZY checks, GLASSBILEN29 checks, ANTNXX bets $5.50, EAZYGREEZY calls $5.50, (1 folds)

Turn: ($19.50) 4 (2 Players)
EAZYGREEZY checks, ANTNXX bets $14.50, EAZYGREEZY raises to $42, ANTNXX all-in $26.75, EAZYGREEZY returns $.75

River: ($110) A (2 Players)

Results:
EAZYGREEZY Showed A A
ANTNXX Showed 9 8
EAZYGREEZY wins $98

MINGE *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mina oleks ka siin räigelt närvis , mitte biidi pärast , vaid kui halvasti on käsi mängitud :P

[antnx]

Mis viga?

[Tigrano]

Krt tahaks ka midagi sitasti öelda, laudades pannakse näkku täiega :-\

[rohelinekonn]

pmst
oli mingi turna
esikoht sai tripi londonisse 1k$eest

3tk alles

stakid 20k 25k 35k v midagi

ma 25 k ega AJ BB, k4 lükkab allin oma 35k staki

saab riveris rea 3-7

np

väga valus. Kus toas? Unibetis?

[k1ly]

Mis viga?

esiteks ei meeldi mulle see shorty limperi overcall seal nii early posilt , ning flopi stab on ka üsna halb (3 way , shorty sees , 9 high flush no other draws) .

[Dogers]

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[donkament]

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