***Official "asdais#da8usPjSaks" thread***

[kjmrc]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh **** fishidddd.. no faking UNREAL kuidas on võimalik fishile kaotada ja veel AA vs. 62c oehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh faking rotikari

[wanapagan]

faking pedekari seal FTPs omaha turniiril, imegu lahti tolgused vttu küll nü trademaaaa mitte ükski käsi vastu ei pea.

[viki]

Aitäh pokerstars,et tegid päeva meeldejäävaks!

[Tarmonator]

Kena 60€ väärt möödasõidu sooritasin Tartu-Tallinn maanteel :(

[oohoh]

uujee ~25 bi järjest erinevates limiites järjest hakkama pannud, lõppu ei paista tulevat

[KristjanLaas]

Wow 30 sekundiga 2 deep runi perses...30 ja 150 vms koht...väga rõve.

superstaar vastas obv.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.3 Tournament, 3000/6000 Blinds 600 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t28008)
Hero (BB) (t97836)
UTG (t116687)
UTG+1 (t84579)
MP1 (t230895)
MP2 (t112654)
MP3 (t96262)
CO (t210529)
Button (t88325)

Hero's M: 6.79

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, K
5 folds, CO bets t18000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t97236 (All-In), CO calls t79236

Flop: (t202872) 5, 6, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t202872) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t202872) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t202872
Main pot: t202872 between Hero and CO, won by CO

Results:
Hero had Q, K (high card, Ace).
CO had J, Q (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: CO won t202872


ja siin lihtsalt sitt, 1 kord elus suckoudi koht.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.1 Tournament, 200000/400000 Blinds 40000 Ante (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t3957624)
MP2 (t3384488)
CO (t10175157)
Button (t5291604)
SB (t2792174)
BB (t1668128)
UTG (t3534399)
Hero (UTG+1) (t4267579)

Hero's M: 4.64

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10, A
1 fold, Hero bets t4227579 (All-In), 3 folds, Button raises to t5251604 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t9375158) J, 5, 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t9375158) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t9375158) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t9375158
Main pot: t9375158 between Button and Hero, won by Button

Results:
Button had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and fives).
Hero had 10, A (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Button won t9375158


75 usd eest 1 usd turnal 5mil chipsi peale mängida on lahedus.

[Kriminaal]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.38 Tournament, 200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (UTG) (t7636)
MP (t14753)
CO (t6530)
Button (t27345)
SB (t11046)
BB (t1160)

Hero's M: 8.48

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2, 2
Hero calls t400, MP bets t800, 3 folds, BB calls t400, Hero calls t400

Flop: (t2900) 9, 2, J (3 players)
BB bets t310 (All-In), Hero calls t310, 1 fold

Turn: (t3520) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3520) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t3520

Results:
BB had 9, 8 (full house, nines over eights).
Hero had 2, 2 (full house, twos over nines).
Outcome: BB won t3520


wtf sick hand

[kjmrc]

Unreal, eilse sessi ajal sain samamoodi fishi käest AA'ga, täna siis jällllle sama teema.. maitea mis kuradi õnn see neid saadab, seekord oli vastas 96/35 hüdrokala

No-Limit Hold'em, €0.10 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB (€10.05)
BB (€12.64)
UTG (€16.70)
Hero (MP) (€17.58)
Button (€17.26)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A, A
UTG calls €0.10, Hero bets €0.40, 3 folds, UTG calls €0.30

Flop: (€0.95) J, 4, 9 (2 players)
UTG bets €0.50, Hero raises €1.50, UTG calls €1

Turn: (€3.95) K (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets €2.50, UTG calls €2.50

River: (€8.95) 9 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets €5.50, UTG calls €5.50

Total pot: €19.95

Results:
UTG had 9, 3 (three of a kind, nines).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and nines).
Outcome: UTG won €18.96

[leits]

**** SE DEBIILNE POKERSTARS K2I AUSALT SEAPUTSI .. **** MIS MOODI SELA ON VÕIMAÖIKL VÕITA ARU MA EI SAA ENAM ... DFKLDFJKLDFNKLDFNKLCNDFKLVNUIORFYH90U34U8340++035U J9035H3590H5905H90T54UJ9035UJG590GF909090Y8GGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG35

[raunsz]

**** SE DEBIILNE POKERSTARS K2I AUSALT SEAPUTSI .. **** MIS MOODI SELA ON VÕIMAÖIKL VÕITA ARU MA EI SAA ENAM ... DFKLDFJKLDFNKLDFNKLCNDFKLVNUIORFYH90U34U8340++035U J9035H3590H5905H90T54UJ9035UJG590GF909090Y8GGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG35

+22222222239393939393939

Mul hea mindset, aga ma ei suuda seda uskuda enam. Iga teine kord (tihedamaltki dsifnasifasidnfiasndfiasdnfiasnfiasidfas) kui 3betin (korralikult, vb suuremaltki, et kalliks teha see setmine) hitivad set. Krt matemaatika järgi ei ole see võimalik?DSFA?FAS?FASDF????????!!!")#)"#)"#( :D , lihtsalt ei usu, et jällllle jälllllllllllllllle jäleeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeee, -18bi kuu, aga head uudised need, et kui üks päev sai -12bi tehtud, siis nüüd tiksub vaiksemalt miinust. Varsti seega be(matemaatiliselt lähtudes)

2-3 päeva paus ka ei aita.........ididsaf overpaar ja top paar pole ammu enam nuts, setist ei piisa, ma ei saa aru mis toimub.....
oeh

edit: hea rahulik olla, õhtul uuele sessile, ranka tabeli järgi

[Priidix]

+22222222239393939393939

Mul hea mindset, aga ma ei suuda seda uskuda enam. Iga teine kord (tihedamaltki dsifnasifasidnfiasndfiasdnfiasnfiasidfas) kui 3betin (korralikult, vb suuremaltki, et kalliks teha see setmine) hitivad set. Krt matemaatika järgi ei ole see võimalik?DSFA?FAS?FASDF????????!!!")#)"#)"#( :D , lihtsalt ei usu, et jällllle jälllllllllllllllle jäleeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeee, -18bi kuu, aga head uudised need, et kui üks päev sai -12bi tehtud, siis nüüd tiksub vaiksemalt miinust. Varsti seega be(matemaatiliselt lähtudes)

2-3 päeva paus ka ei aita.........ididsaf overpaar ja top paar pole ammu enam nuts, setist ei piisa, ma ei saa aru mis toimub.....
oeh

edit: hea rahulik olla, õhtul uuele sessile, ranka tabeli järgi

WöRKS!

[Tyler Durden]

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[taavi]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.20(BB) Prima
SB ($20.10)
BB ($25.64)
UTG ($25.86)
UTG+1 ($28.95)
Hero ($20)
BTN ($11.55)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.60, fold, fold, BB raises to $1.80, Hero calls $1.20

FLOP ($3.70) A 6 2

BB bets $2, Hero calls $2

TURN ($7.70) A 6 2 4

BB checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($7.70) A 6 2 4 A

BB bets $2.20, Hero folds

BB shows Q Q

BB wins $7.32


triobeti turbo laud, jäin rr suurust sätima..

[Pahvak]

Tundsin ennast nagu sellest naljapildist, kus Batman Jokkerile suckouti tegi. :(

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP3 ($200)
CO ($200)
Button ($200)
SB ($217.75)
BB ($276.10)
UTG ($182.90)
UTG+1 ($185.55)
Hero (MP1) ($200)
MP2 ($393.60)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, Hero bets $10, 4 folds, SB calls $9, 1 fold, UTG calls $8, UTG+1 calls $8

Flop: ($42) A, J, K (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $30, 1 fold, UTG calls $30, 1 fold

Turn: ($102) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $76, UTG calls $76

River: ($254) 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $66.90 (All-In), Hero throws a kitten into the wall and calls $66.90

Total pot: $387.80 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG had 8, K (flush, Ace high).
Hero had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won $384.80

[Kriminaal]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.15 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1630)
MP2 (t1300)
Hero (MP3) (t1789)
CO (t1510)
Button (t1440)
SB (t1161)
BB (t1570)
UTG (t1600)

Hero's M: 39.76

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K, A
4 folds, Hero bets t120, 2 folds, SB calls t105, 1 fold

Flop: (t270) 5, 5, 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t150, SB raises to t1041 (All-In), Hero calls t891

Turn: (t2352) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2352) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2352

Results:
SB had K, 3 (flush, King high).
Hero had K, A (one pair, fives).
Outcome: SB won t2352

[Priidix]

**** sittuge verd värdjad nahhui, tõsiselt kuumasaand piidrid ikka. nagu vägaväga ****** mis kuradi loomad hetkel ringi jooksevad!!! uskumatu lihtsalt.sdajas fuck off noh! **** hiir ka läks nahhui:(

[alaska]

Fakk viimane kord elus postitan Yes threadi. Insta doomswitch. 2x turnist 84:16 tuleb riverisse + 7 korda sitem kicker.

[leits]

see et ma z-game olen 3 p2eva teinud ja ~2k h2vinud .. selle eest joon end umbe .. 1,2,3 start ja alustan nyyd

[Priidix]

Fakk viimane kord elus postitan Yes threadi. Insta doomswitch. 2x turnist 84:16 tuleb riverisse + 7 korda sitem kicker.

+ 39201425612409

[emmimees]

HÜPAKE *****