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  1. #201

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Päris palju sünnipäevi täna :)

    Palju õnne hoss23, mihkel88, mandre ja mina ise heh :)
    Et täna käed peaks ja suckoudid tuleks lol...

  2. #202
    Vana Tegija Kasutaja Ghost0 avatar
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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Palju õnne kõigile :)

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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Õnne teile kõigile kuid HOSS23 mängis 50 prosa enda aktsiaid mu silmis maha enda ühe postitusega... ilselt ühe viimase postitusega...aga ma ei ole kuri inimene... lihtsalt pead end uuesti tõestama minu silmis :)

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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Hea rakebackiga ja fishine pokkerituba? Aitäh.

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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Ok Coca kui vahid siis andesta ma sleepi... Homme peab merele kihutama kaatriga :D...

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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Tsitaat Algselt postitas imthcplant Vaata postitust
    Õnne teile kõigile kuid HOSS23 mängis 50 prosa enda aktsiaid mu silmis maha enda ühe postitusega... ilselt ühe viimase postitusega...aga ma ei ole kuri inimene... lihtsalt pead end uuesti tõestama minu silmis :)
    ja kes sina oled, et peaks sinu silmis end tõestama? lol.

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    Vana Tegija
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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    keegi aidata saab? mul kaheksaks vaja 350 eeki, saaksin full tilti vastu anda 35 dol


    PALUN! :) .

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    koristasin kaustu puhatamaks vanast pasast ja leidsin legendaarse harrrri jutu.

    Panen uuesti, sest vb keegi pole näinud ja imo kõlbab uuesti ka lugeda.


    #642195 +(6612)- [X]

    sweet17: Hi
    bloodninja: hello
    bloodninja: who is this?
    sweet17: just a someone?
    bloodninja: A someone I know?
    sweet17: nope
    bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    sweet17: well sorrrrrry
    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
    bloodninja: why?
    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
    bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
    sweet17: yes?
    bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
    sweet17: paranoid?
    bloodninja: yes
    sweet17: of what?
    sweet17: me?
    bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
    sweet17: LOL
    bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
    bloodninja: This shit is serious!
    sweet17: What are you hiding from?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: gimme a fucking break
    bloodninja: I’m serious.
    sweet17: I don’t get it
    bloodninja: The cops are after me.
    sweet17: For what?
    bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
    sweet17: For???
    bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
    bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You are fucking sick.
    bloodninja: Send me your picture.
    sweet17: why?
    bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
    sweet17: One of what?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
    bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
    sweet17: hold on
    bloodninja: Hurry up.
    bloodninja: Are you there?
    bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
    sweet17: Hey sorry
    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
    bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
    sweet17: thats not it
    bloodninja: Then what?
    sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
    bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
    sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
    bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
    sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
    bloodninja: Just send it through here.
    sweet17: alright *PIC*
    sweet17: Did you get it?
    bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
    sweet17: That was me back in may
    sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
    bloodninja: I hope so
    sweet17: what?!?
    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
    bloodninja: Did it?
    sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
    bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    sweet17: yes
    bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
    sweet17: kks
    bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    sweet17: this isn’t you.
    bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
    sweet17: You don’t look like that.
    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go fuck yourself
    bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
    bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
    sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
    sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
    sweet17: you hurt me.
    bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
    bloodninja: Why would I do that?
    sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
    bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
    bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
    sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
    sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
    bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
    sweet17: No you aren’t
    bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
    bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
    sweet17: I’m done with you
    bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
    sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
    bloodninja: Wait a sec
    bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
    bloodninja: Wanna start over?
    sweet17: No
    bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
    sweet17: You’ll what?
    bloodninja: You heard me.
    bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
    sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
    bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
    sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
    bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
    sweet17: Like what?
    bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
    sweet17: I don’t know
    bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
    sweet17: I’m afraid to
    bloodninja: Why?
    sweet17: cause
    bloodninja: cause why?
    sweet17: well lets see
    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
    sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
    bloodninja: Nope
    sweet17: well its strange to me
    bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
    sweet17: I didn’t say that
    bloodninja: So is that a yes?
    sweet17: I guess so.
    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    bloodninja: Are you willing?
    sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
    sweet17: ???
    bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
    bloodninja: ok?
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You can’t be serious
    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
    bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
    sweet17: this is retarded
    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
    sweet17: Yes I want it.
    bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
    sweet17: sure
    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
    bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
    bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
    bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
    bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
    sweet17: mmmm yeah
    bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
    sweet17: Har
    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
    bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
    bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
    bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
    bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: HARRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: this is stupid
    bloodninja: …still limp
    bloodninja: Do it!
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    bloodninja: …going limp again.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    bloodninja: Say it!
    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

  9. #209
    Mr. Puujalg
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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    @variatsioon http://ester.nlib.ee peaks olema raamatukogude e-kataloog, otsi sealt raamatuid. mediteerimise koha pealt sa pead täpsustama, mida sa tahad

  10. #210
    Klubi Liige Kasutaja inward avatar
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    Hommik Niki, mis möllad nii vara ? :D


    пярну here i come.

  11. #211

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    sass, kas sa oled tartus? tahaks sulle kontroll c/r teha

  12. #212
    Klubi Liige Kasutaja rahvavaenlane avatar
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    Tsitaat Algselt postitas Sass Vaata postitust
    kasutan sääsevõrku 0 sääske.. väljas pole 3 kuud käinud ei tea palju õues on

    3 kuud pole väljas käinud???? kes sulle sääsevõrgu tõi? kes sulle süüa toob? mäletad, mis asi saun on?

  13. #213

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Tsitaat Algselt postitas rahvavaenlane Vaata postitust
    3 kuud pole väljas käinud???? kes sulle sääsevõrgu tõi? kes sulle süüa toob? mäletad, mis asi saun on?
    arvan et vend keda ta abuseb

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    Tsitaat Algselt postitas Codecci Vaata postitust
    Kusjuures mulle uuemad RTS-id ei meeldi, sest liiga keerulised ja RoN nüüd küll keeruline ei ole - päev, 2 harjutamist ja moderatet peaks beatima ilusti kui reegleid veidi kohendad (a'la peace till information age).

    Tutorialis sain ise ka esimese korraga pähe, pole hullu, harjumatu ja võõras algul, investeeri päev selle alla ja küll meeldima hakkab :)
    õpi mingi "klassika" selgeks, AoE2, RA2 või isegi HOMM3 ja laseme neid üle hamachi. ma uurisin su seda RoNi veits, ei tundunud millegipärast väga isuäratav.

  15. #215

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    doom1 ftw

  16. #216

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Sassu UUUUU

  17. #217

    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    peale tokyo sushi baari veel kohti tartus on kus sushit saab (normaalset) ... ei joua 12ni oodata

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    Pokkeritark Kasutaja variatsioon avatar
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    Re: ***JUULI OFFTOPIC***Tehke sauna!!!

    Tsitaat Algselt postitas nikitheone Vaata postitust
    @variatsioon http://ester.nlib.ee peaks olema raamatukogude e-kataloog, otsi sealt raamatuid. mediteerimise koha pealt sa pead täpsustama, mida sa tahad
    ty.. seal vist ei ole seda raamatut:
    http://www.amazon.com/Am-That-Talks-.../dp/0893860220

    aga jh.. mingi basic mediteerimse how to wms sobiks :D

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    Tsitaat Algselt postitas leits Vaata postitust
    peale tokyo sushi baari veel kohti tartus on kus sushit saab (normaalset) ... ei joua 12ni oodata
    sinusuguse üliandeka tegelase jaoks peaks sushivalmistamine olema lihtsam kui kolmeoudise tõmbamine riverisse

    kui nüüd aus olla, siis pole sushi valmistamises midagi keerulist. ja ise suitsetatud angerjas >>> resto rämps.

    2 BI eest tulen annan sulle kiirkursused paari nädala pärast :D

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